United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Brutal trolling pep.

It’s up there with Stan Collymore!

 

[CTID1977]

 

[jimharri]

Meanwhile over on the Cafe, we are leaving them cold, you can feel the bitterness

Do City leave you cold?

The fact that 6 weeks into the season their generational midfield talisman is a forgotten man has got me thinking about this thread again. KdB's absence barely even registers. Ironically, they might be helped by a long period of struggling and losing after Pep leaves. That would probably invite...

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B-b-b-but, I thought we didn't matter to them?

 

[KentBlue]

It appears that all the players Ten Bob has signed all share the same agent. Just read it on the BBC football page.

 

[Ducado]

B-b-b-but, I thought we didn't matter to them?

It’s always the same with them and Liverpool fans, if things aren’t going their way, chuck the toys from the pram

They matter to us, their plight brightens up the dull autumnal days

 

[give it to gordon]

It appears that all the players Ten Bob has signed all share the same agent. Just read it on the BBC football page.

Didnt pisscan do the same with his agent son ?

 

[malg]

That Paddy Power account is absolutely brutal.

 

[malg]

Lol

I'm guessing he then went on to say something nice about them - tough start, injuries etc, etc ..?

 

[KentBlue]

Didnt pisscan do the same with his agent son ?

I think so. I heard his son was the only agent permitted at Carrington, all the other agents were barred.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It appears that all the players Ten Bob has signed all share the same agent. Just read it on the BBC football page.

That must be a very unusual situation for any club involved in transfers surely.

I know Wolves sign mainly Portuguese players, but not sure they all share the same agent.

He obviously thinks that players from the Dutch league are suited to the PL, whereas some of their displays suggest otherwise.

Anyway he is becoming a miserable moaning ****, so fuck him . His payoff will offset the misery of managing for the shitty club , although he looks like he will sulk for a few years !

 

[i kne albert davy]

B-b-b-but, I thought we didn't matter to them?

The bitterness and hurt is a thing of beauty. :-)

 

[SWPISHOME]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm guessing he then went on to say something nice about them - tough start, injuries etc, etc ..?

“They’ve just not got into their rhythm yet, same as Chelsea”

So yeah, nothing too bad, but the pause and laugh are going to be legendary and trotted out every time they lose.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I thought after they'd lost, and we'd made the comeback, I'd tape MotD. What I couldn't believe was that was the first defeat at OT for twelve months! I still had a chuckle when they said it was Brighton wot did it last time! Come on, you Seagulls!

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

B-b-b-but, I thought we didn't matter to them?

Some of the comments are hilarious, moaning that we have no characters, saying we are mercenaries (how ironic that is with the biggest squad of mercenaries ever at the swamp), saying we are boring to watch, saying we are ruining the competitive nature of the league blah blah blah. Basically grown men having hissy fits - didums

 

[Vienna_70]

It appears that all the players Ten Bob has signed all share the same agent. Just read it on the BBC football page.

That sounds very dodgy.

 

[freshie]

What a shambles

 

[Mr Fraser]

It appears that all the players Ten Bob has signed all share the same agent. Just read it on the BBC football page.

Can't find. Link?

 

[freshie]

The bit about dying the Thirlmere reservoir killed me

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Can anybody confirm what Ferguson's role is at the rags?
Heard he is paid £2m a year as an advisor and sits on some secondary board of directors.

Yeh, he’s an advisor.