Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

Years ago U****d were in a Wembley Cup Final and on the Saturday morning down in Greenwich Village three rags in rag shirts asked me if i knew a pub that would be showing the game. It was 10 minutes to ten local time, so 3 p.m. kick-off was near. I gave them exact directions that would have brought them to the banks of the Hudson River in about 20 minutes, so with luck they'd have missed at least the first half.
 
When we won the league in 2014 I was out in town on the piss as you do and some little lad and his dad were walking down Portland St. the kid had a Liverpool shirt on and I might have laughed at him and called him a scouse wanker.

The kid was maybe 10.

Not really proud of that one I’ll be honest.
 
I didn’t have City colours on but I was walking through my local precinct and a man in an Arsenal shirt tried stopping me with a fist bump and “hey brother” rubbish. I just went “fuck off you Cockney ****” and walked away. I turned around and he had DAD 53 on the back too.

It’s rare to hear London accents here so I’d love to know who he was. I just find trying to stop someone with physical contact to be unnecessary.
 
MCFC Wirral said:
I didn’t have City colours on but I was walking through my local precinct and a man in an Arsenal shirt tried stopping me with a fist bump and “hey brother” rubbish. I just went “fuck off you Cockney ****” and walked away. I turned around and he had DAD 53 on the back too.

It’s rare to hear London accents here so I’d love to know who he was. I just find trying to stop someone with physical contact to be unnecessary.
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Was he wearing Arsenal headphones and carrying an Arsenal sippy cup?
 
Manchester derby away 2006/07 season went on my own got on train from Mills Hill next stop was Moston where a work colleague rag fan but top bloke got on noticed me and sat down next to me, we got off at cricket ground and he got us a few cans from off license and we drank on the street and it was full of rags, half an hour or so later we noticed a ex work colleague who was always at the swamp in freebies in corporate, my rag mate let onto him, he noticed me and shouted "good luck" to me before smirking as it attracted attention , I shouted back "you'll need it you blue bastard" he ended up getting a crack of another rag whom thought he was a City fan
 
some 15 years ago or some, my City supporting mate was working at job centre and his roles were to deal with people regarding benefits, one day he had a rag come in with the brand new shirt on which had only just been released saying he had no money for necessities, my mate pointed out well why are you wearing a brand new shirt that only came out the day before before politely fucking his claim off.
 
gloryhuntersince85 said:
some 15 years ago or some, my City supporting mate was working at job centre and his roles were to deal with people regarding benefits, one day he had a rag come in with the brand new shirt on which had only just been released saying he had no money for necessities, my mate pointed out well why are you wearing a brand new shirt that only came out the day before before politely fucking his claim off.
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Work shy, shirking rag twat !!!
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
When we won the league in 2014 I was out in town on the piss as you do and some little lad and his dad were walking down Portland St. the kid had a Liverpool shirt on and I might have laughed at him and called him a scouse wanker.

The kid was maybe 10.

Not really proud of that one I’ll be honest.
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Tbf, the temptation’s there with me, and I often think it, but then I always think ‘what would I do if some rag/dipper twat ever did that to my Son/Grandkids’, and think better of it.
 
I once sent an Asian family the wrong way up the East Lancs Road when they asked for directions to the Swamp. I said "Just keep going and you'll see the signs for it."

I often find myself rearranging magazine displays in supermarkets so no united magazines are on show. I'll do this with shirts in Sports Direct.

The worst one though was on the way into Sports Direct once when a new united home shirt had come out. I checked my nose as I approached the entrance to the shop and caught a huge bogey. No idea what to do with it so casually wiped it across the badge on one of their new home shirts. Filthy bastards.
 
metalblue said:
When younger and interviewing I would always get round to hobbies, “ah I football fan are you? Who do you support?”…. Never knowingly employed one yet but I don’t ask anymore, these days I’d probably give them the job out of pity.
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I had a mate who went for an interview at JD sports in Heywood industrial estate, the job was to order pick on the warehouse floor.

The interviewer asked him who he supported and he told him he was a blue and they knew loads of blues together so my mate got a supervisors job instead.
 
flook said:
once gave a couple of japanese tourists who asked me the way to old toilet directions to the cricket ground
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I sent/gave directions to some eastern Europeans to Hyde United's ground....they were outside our ground but wanted to be at the swamp.

I did ask them if they wanted to get to our superstore and they laughed and said they only wanted to go to OT...couldn't really do anything else really could I?
 
Leeds United advertisings for a manger in the Manchester Guardian,so i rang up Leeds got through to the board room and gave them a load of grief about shite club and hope they go bust.
Utd dick wouldn't stop being gobby in the romiley arms Stockport so let him have it with a fire extinguisher,and told him you're going to win feck all [emoji23]
 
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