Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

Had a couple of guys booked to do some wallpapering in the house a few years back
One of them turned up in a rags shirt... I told him he wasn't getting in unless he changed his top or covered it up
Bit of a Mexican standoff ended up with them buggering off without doing the work
Had to do it myself which took a lot longer and nowhere good enough for Her Maj. who went on about it that much had to call in someone else to 'do it right' - cost me a fortune but worth it though ;)
 
The best one I heard is obviously not true but it gets a big laugh when he tells it. My mad blue cousin is in the navy and he was at war somewhere and was a sniper. He always claims that he saw a local kid with a United shirt on and then he does an impression of pulling the trigger and says “I just couldn’t help it”.
 
More daft than petty, maybe. Years ago we were going to Italy and I booked the flights. There was a good cheap deal on U****d airlines and another on Alitalia that was nearly $200 more. We went on Alitalia. Missus still doesn't know.
 
I was at the swamp for a corporate event through work a few years back. In the toilets was a big mural of Bobby Charlton.

Might’ve missed the bog and accidentally splashed a bit of piss on it.
 
Atm I have a Romanian neighbour so I always hang my hungary shirts on the washing line . Hopefully I’ll be moving home for abit soon .
 
Was at a Christmas 'do' at theatre of hype about 30 years ago.
I'd had a few drinks beforehand and then went to the bar. Round was about £9.40 (told you it was a long time ago!!!) and said to the guy serving 'I'd say keep the change but you work for these lot. So I'll take my change.'

I still cringe at the thought!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Was at small Gaz's gymnastics a few months ago, there is a upstairs bit where there are a couple of toilets for the gymnasts and some kitchen facilities for the coaches to make a brew and warm their dinner/tea up, small Gaz went for a wee and as I waited outside noticed a mug on the draining board with the rag badge on it unfortunately it ended up 'falling' into the bin with a small crash luckily nobody else was around at the time.

Just for clarity I washed my hands immediately after touching it
 
My daughter is 11 I’ve already told her no rag or scousers boyfriends/girlfriends will be allowed over the threshold in the future, got to get in early.
 
There’s one in the office today. Where’s he from? Southport.

I might use the last of the milk and pretend I didn’t notice. Rules are you go to the shop and get more with the work card.
 
In the good old days when the FA cup was at 3.00 pm on a Saturday afternoon, it was tradition with a few mates to go to the pub and then back to mine to watch the Match. Some were Rags so my City scarf always took pride of place draped over the tele even though in most years we had been dumped out in the early rounds. In the Arsenal v Rags 3-2 final when the Rags fought back to 2-2 only for Arsenal to get the third, I grabbed my scarf and was waiving it in their raggie faces as I danced around the room. The room emptied quicker than the Stadium in the 6-1. I swear had it not been in my own home one of them would have probably decked me.
 
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