Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[bridgeno1]

Anyone fancy the opportunity to win a unique piece of Liverpool history, a Joe Gomez parking space sign? What, nobody?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I can't work out as to whether the author of this piece needs to stop taking drugs or should increase the dosage he is taking.

 

[johnevans]

Anyone fancy the opportunity to win a unique piece of Liverpool history, a Joe Gomez parking space sign? What, nobody? View attachment 93737

Surely that can't be real? Surely it's a wind up?

Dead giveaway for me is that reference to Melwood being 'steeped in folklore (where) great managers from Bill Shankly..'

Everybody knows that the copy should read:

'Melwood is steeped in folklore and where Bill Shankly was banned from coming back to after he retired as Liverpool manager'..

 

[bridgeno1]

Surely that can't be real? Surely it's a wind up?

Dead giveaway for me is that reference to Melwood being 'steeped in folklore (where) great managers from Bill Shankly..'

Everybody knows that the copy should read:

'Melwood is steeped in folklore and where Bill Shankly was banned from coming back to after he retired as Liverpool manager'..

Very scarily it is really- Dipper supporting mate sent it to me, even he thought it was ridiculous but it is apparently a genuine competition.

Although knowing Dipper fans it's probably a sign that's been nicked and the thief has created his own raffle for it.

 

[roman totale]

Very scarily it is really- Dipper supporting mate sent it to me, even he thought it was ridiculous but it is apparently a genuine competition.

JFC…

 

[mcfc_ms]

Very scarily it is really- Dipper supporting mate sent it to me, even he thought it was ridiculous but it is apparently a genuine competition.

Although knowing Dipper fans it's probably a sign that's been nicked and the thief has created his own raffle for it.

It looks like one of the ones they print in Viz

 

[KS55]

Have they got a new training ground?

 

[SebastianBlue]

I assume that little snot in the full City kit got confused…

 

[Bluemanc100]

As the other thread got pulled (by the look of it) I'll post this here about my Brother in Law's experience of working in Liverpool:

Their accent gets more and more ridiculous by the day... My Brother in-law worked there for years and said many times that the locals work hard to sound more and more ridiculous...

One came into the store for some blacccccccccccccccccccccck paint and my Brother in Law said "do you mean black?"

 

[mancboy]

As the other thread got pulled (by the look of it) I'll post this here about my Brother in Law's experience of working in Liverpool:

Their accent gets more and more ridiculous by the day... My Brother in-law worked there for years and said many times that the locals work hard to sound more and more ridiculous...

One came into the store for some blacccccccccccccccccccccck paint and my Brother in Law said "do you mean black?"

its the nasal whininess of that accent it drills into your brain

 

[mexico1970]

I can't work out as to whether the author of this piece needs to stop taking drugs or should increase the dosage he is taking.

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Salad and Nooooones are the fastest players in the league?

**Strokes chin**

 

[Rochdale Blue]

I've followed City for over 50 years. As yet, you don't know what a really shit season is.

Rag brother in law said to me they must be feeling how we felt all those years ago. They haven't a soddin clue.

 

[SkyBlueCanuck]

One came into the store for some blacccccccccccccccccccccck paint and my Brother in Law said "do you mean black?"

How would one hold the sound of a hard consonant for that long?

As I read it, in my head it sounds like Billy Joel's "Movin' out": Heart Attack (ack, ack, ack, ack, ack)

But maybe I oughta know by now?

(I'll get my coat)

 

[Blue Til Death]

I can't work out as to whether the author of this piece needs to stop taking drugs or should increase the dosage he is taking.

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[shroom]

Liverpool travels to Linz Austria thursday to face mighty LASK Linz in Europa league group play. You'll never LASK alone.

 

[cheekybids]

I've followed City for over 50 years. As yet, you don't know what a really shit season is.

I disagree there mate. I think the worst was under Pearce, relegations are bad but having no hope & thinking is this it? Is this the best we can be? This was the worst feeling ever.

 

[P-Nic85]

I can't work out as to whether the author of this piece needs to stop taking drugs or should increase the dosage he is taking.

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Jesus fucking Christ, what is it with these sad fuckers and making out everything is a vendetta against them and then plotting some stupid shite to “get even”, it was a red card, simple as that, fucking get over it and move on

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Liverpool travels to Linz Austria thursday to face mighty LASK Linz in Europa league group play. You'll never LASK alone.

I hope somebody has warned the shopkeepers, the waiters, and the bars, the fountain caretaker.....................the list is endless!!

 

[Rochdale Blue]

I hope somebody has warned the shopkeepers, the waiters, and the bars, the fountain caretaker.....................the list is endless!!

Alaska has shut down, just in case.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I see the Liverpool Fart Bank has farted again.
Why do you guys bother sniffing it,