United Thread - 2023/24

[standupifyouhatemanu]

It could have killed them

 

[Blue Til Death]

What the fuck is Luke Shaw gonna wear??

 

[Edward Deadwood]

It's a Bleak House these days.

Condemned forever by their Great Expectations. Pep, not Pip, is now the main protagonist.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

It could have killed them

You missed I wish off

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Maybe doesn’t need rewording.
In fact it doesn’t need rewording. They are Stoke.

And nearly every night’s a wet one with their roof

 

[Norman kneejerk]

It's weird that it's taken a defeat to the best team in Europe (and all the world) to start all this off. What were they expecting to happen? They need to drastically reduce their expectations if we're their barometer!

I think so too. Its one of the odd benefits of us being constantly talked down and them talked up it takes them by surprise and then reality kicks in.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Howson Knows a top footballer who wants to play for utd but doesnt know who to contact? What the fuck bullshit do his followers believe everything he says.

is that Reg who moved from the Dog and Duck to the Hope and Anchor...? I know a few good players too.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

What the fuck is Luke Shaw gonna wear??

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[BigJoe#1]

15m to get rid of a fraud manager is peanuts compared to paying 90m for Antony, a fraud footballer.

..... £90m for Antony a fraud footballer, signed by the fraud manager that they are paying £15m to get rid of.....? What a fuckin car crash

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Incredible, a TOP player doesn't at least know someone that can't get in touch with man utd?

How is that believable in any way haha

Perhaps Howson is pals with Deli Ali.

 

[nijinsky69]

I’ve got zero sympathy for the cunts but watching that must have been excruciating for them. At times it was like a cat toying with a mouse pondering when to deliver the coup de grace. I used to dread derby games but I don’t ever recall it being utter humiliation. Long may it continue!!

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Silva61]

Perhaps Howson is pals with Deli Ali.

Fat slug, probably trying to re sell himself as a player agent.

 

[Bluesince1979]

I’ve got zero sympathy for the cunts but watching that must have been excruciating for them. At times it was like a cat toying with a mouse pondering when to deliver the coup de grace. I used to dread derby games but I don’t ever recall it being utter humiliation. Long may it continue!!

5-0 at the swamp when simon fuckin tracey in net was fuckin hideous for a 19 year old me sat in their end

 

[bluemonkey71]

I predict a stuffy win over Newcastle tonight then a defeat in the early kick off at Fulham on Saturday. The knives will be out.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Keane and his favourite “show some pride” bollocks.

This coming from a man who takes home thousands of pounds a time to say a few lines of shite whilst surrounded by the likes of Spitty and Rat Boy.

Needs to get himself a proper fucking job the sorry excuse for a man.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I predict a stuffy win over Newcastle tonight then a defeat in the early kick off at Fulham on Saturday. The knives will be out.

Newcastle should be absolutely bumming these.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Apparently walking round the office humming Ring of Fire has upset some people.
Okay Champions again ole ole it is then.

 

[117 M34]

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They had tactics?

 

[Bald fraud]

I predict a stuffy win over Newcastle tonight then a defeat in the early kick off at Fulham on Saturday. The knives will be out.

I think so too. Hasn’t Eddie Howe already conceded in his pre match presser?