The Conservative Party

[TinFoilHat]

Cleverly Home Secretary

The rag bastard left sky sports?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Something tells me they've got wind that they've lost the supreme court case on Rwanda and the verdict on Cruella and the government is damning.



So get her out now, reshuffle and begin the GE campaign with relaunch starting with Hunts autumn statement.


King just confirmed the pig fucker given life peerage.

 

[meltonblue]

Really doesn’t say much for the current Conservative Party that there wasn’t a single option in parliament they thought could do the role.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

What a morning.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Pig Fucker confirmed as foreign secretary

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Really doesn’t say much for the current Conservative Party that there wasn’t a single option in parliament they thought could do the role.

Sunak the "change" candidate there.

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Bringing Uncle Dave back is like one of those clubs bringing back an old player or manager in a desperate move to recapture old glories.

Ronaldo
Scholes
McClaren
Giggs
Evans

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Bringing Uncle Dave back is like one of those clubs bringing back an old player or manager in a desperate move to recapture old glories.

Ronaldo
Scholes
McClaren
Giggs
Evans

David Cameron is the Paul Dickov of the Tory Party.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Really doesn’t say much for the current Conservative Party that there wasn’t a single option in parliament they thought could do the role.

exactly - 30p Lee - Brendon Bertie Bassetlaw - Badenough all massive self publicists and when push came to shove THEIR actual PM didn't think any of them warranted a promotion at a time when their party fights for its life

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Cameron today be like.

 

[M18CTID]

Exactly.

I didn't vote for him or support a lot of his and Osborne's policies but good god, he's not a total nutcase. Which these days seems to be how low the bar is.

I can see why Sunak would be desperate to get him back to reclaim the centre ground lost to Starmer but I can't see a single reason why Cameron would want to go into that shit show and further damage his legacy.

Good point. Sunak needs him a lot more than he needs Sunak

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[hampshireblue]

Cleverly-the most poorly named individual ever.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Cleverly-the most poorly named individual ever.

Only just ahead of Braverman, to be fair.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The man, who along with Osborne was the architect of the shitshow were in now is brought back into government.


It's like watching a TV drama that's on its arse so they drag back one of the original characters to try and revive it before it's put out of its misery.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Jonty Bleedthesyemdry-Fuckthepoor wants advice on which party to join

 

[bluethrunthru]

The man, who along with Osborne was the architect of the shitshow were in now is brought back into government.


It's like watching a TV drama that's on its arse so they drag back one of the original characters to try and revive it before it's put out of its misery.

His first speech in the Lords will see him stepping out of the shower whilst wrapping a towel around himself... "what.....? "

 

[TinFoilHat]

Piss myself laughing if the party splits now.

Isn't there another "Conservative Nationalist" conference due?

 

[Kippaxpete]

If he does it’ll be the only sensible thing he’s ever done - shame it will be all too late to make them electable.

I wouldn’t bet on it though. If Kemi Badenoch makes up any part of it, she’s as loony as they come.

Just be thankful that Badenoch didn't replace the outgoing swivel-eyed, right wing, entitled loon! We would have completed an unenviable hat trick of nutters in the most important post in cabinet.