Worst movie ever

Alien Origin (2012). A 'documentary' film crew follows Belize Special Forces on a mission to set up remote cameras in the jungle in order to monitor criminals running illegal operations. This mission gets the elbow when a call from base sends them in search of two missing archeologists instead. What they find will bore you beyond reason…

Think bargain bin Predator, the worst example of ‘shaky-cam’ ever seen and CGI I could animate better on a fuckin Etch-a-Sketch. Fuck off, film. Shite.

Do not watch Alien Origin. If you find yourself channel hopping and you see this coming on and think ‘oh, it’s the one that Kak bloke was on about. Can’t be that bad, I’ll give it a go…’ That’s on you. I warned you.
 
maccieblue said:
Seems realistic to me ,I've lost count of how many times I've seen a phone box fall over at away games
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Did it get the badge in?

It was everything… Birmingham City fans with northern accents, Dunham’s accent, Millwall - London Borough of Tower Hamlets, Fenchurch Street masquerading as Victoria where London trains don’t run in to!
 
East Level 2 said:
The Blair Witch Project - Billed as very scary, it was utter shite. Nothing significant happened during the entire film.
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The sequels are probably worst.

I'm not a fan of horror generally because it's a genre that lends itself easily to low budget shite production mills.
 
The Shape of Water - only film I've ever walked out of cannot believe it won an Oscar. (Loved Pans Labyrinth too from same director so I'm accustomed to "weird" films)
 
Lord of the Rings, pick any of the three of them. The came out over three years and always dreaded having to be stuck in the cinema for what seemed like days watching that crap as the misses loved them.
 
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jimharri said:
Inception. The only time I've walked out of the cinema before the film finished. Christopher Nolan must have a top notch dealer.



Allegedly.
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jimharri said:
That's a brilliant film. One of the best ever westerns, in my opinion.
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Just shows how personal films are. I'm fascinated by Inception (Oppenheimer is over-long and too wordy, in my view). By the way, the first time I saw it I couldn't make head nor tail of it. I can understand that people would get impatient.
I thought The Searchers was pretty good — but no more. It was good to see John Wayne, for once, in a not particularly pleasant role. Now there's a two-dimensional actor, if ever there was one. But people loved it, lapped it up, and went to see him do John Wayne over and over again.

I'm kind of careful about friends I suggest going to see a film with now, because I have some really good friends, who I agree with a lot of things on, who absolutely hate the films I think are brilliant. It sort of spoils it for me, somewhat. Another thing I dislike intensely is having to discuss the film right as you come out of the cinema (remember cinemas?), whether the person you're with agrees or not with you. I just want to not have to give a verdict straight away.
So most of the time I go on my own.
 
tommy116 said:
Lord of the Rings, pick any of the three of them. The came out over three years and always dreaded having to be stuck in the cinema for what seemed like days watching that crap as the misses loved them.
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You think the films are hard work? (I forced myself to sit through one to the bitter end, because I'd rented it, and I'm tight).
Try the book. It's like being in purgatory.
 
yatesy94. said:
Crazy how opinions can differ Return of the King + entire the trilogy was probably the greatest cinematic experience I've had to date - absolutely loved them all. Scenes like this hard to top.

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Brilliant - I understand personal choice but to cite the LOTR trilogy under worst film ever made needs a huge leap of imagination.
 
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