2022/2023 Accounts - Record Revenues & Profit - Annual Report

[jrb]

If you consider the accounts are audited by BDO, UEFA and the PL, how the fuck can City cook the books according to the Rags, Coach Wreckers, Tarquins, etc?

 

[jimharri]

If you consider the accounts are audited by BDO, UEFA and the PL, how the fuck can City cook the books according to the Rags, Coach Wreckers, Tarquins, etc?

Haven’t you heard? They're all on City's payroll.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Haven’t you heard? They're all on City's payroll.

The conspiracy theory gets bigger every year. Hundreds of auditors, the UK Government, Silverlake and all our sponsors, all our senior managers, the Portuguese police and Judges who prosecuted Pinto, UEFA. They have all conspired to cover up City’s fake accounts. The only person not involved is Bill Gates.

 

[Cobwebcat]

The conspiracy theory gets bigger every year. Hundreds of auditors, the UK Government, Silverlake and all our sponsors, all our senior managers, the Portuguese police and Judges who prosecuted Pinto, UEFA. They have all conspired to cover up City’s fake accounts. The only person not involved is Bill Gates.

They are all missing that we secretly told the Glazers to buy United.

10 more years….

 

[jimharri]

The conspiracy theory gets bigger every year. Hundreds of auditors, the UK Government, Silverlake and all our sponsors, all our senior managers, the Portuguese police and Judges who prosecuted Pinto, UEFA. They have all conspired to cover up City’s fake accounts. The only person not involved is Bill Gates.

Er..... you haven't heard?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Bloody great sight is that

 

[Pablo ZZZ Peroni]

Yet again Tariq Panja spouts bollocks.

 

[The Black Shed]

God wills it!

 

[inchy14]

Does this mean that there won't be any danger of us running out of chips/fries?

Can you imagine how much revenue could go up if they sorted the service at the bars properly!!

 

[Rory Bluelow]

The conspiracy theory gets bigger every year. Hundreds of auditors, the UK Government, Silverlake and all our sponsors, all our senior managers, the Portuguese police and Judges who prosecuted Pinto, UEFA. They have all conspired to cover up City’s fake accounts. The only person not involved is Bill Gates.

It’s ludicrous and frankly laughable. I’m loving it.

 

[inchy14]

To think - it will be compulsory to mourn him one day.

Can you mourn on a bouncy castle? Not with jelly and ice cream obviously as you’d spill it all over.

 

[Bluewonder]

Yet again Tariq Panja spouts bollocks.

Slbsn really has an alarming concern for the facts.

I suspect he'll never make it in football journalism.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Whether or not this is sorted out one way or another. Innocent or guilty I’d love the other 19 clubs in the premier league to be properly investigated for financial wrong doing and financial criminality.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Made the headlines on the BBC sports web site, bloody amazing.

The chairmans remarks were what I liked.

"In the aftermath of the Champions League win in Turkey and the completion of 'The Treble' the question I was asked most often, was 'How do you top that?'," said City chairman Khaldoon al-Mubarak.

"The answer is by doubling down on the proven philosophies and practices that have brought us this success and to challenge ourselves to continue to constantly innovate in order to achieve new levels of performance, on and off the field.

"We will continue to question all the industry norms, evaluate our successes and learn from any failures.

"Success today simply means further investment for tomorrow. Our financial health and on-field success mean everyone connected to Manchester City can look forward to the future with excitement.

"Our collective achievements give me huge confidence that together we can accomplish even more in the years to come."

“That Sheikh and his dirty oil mates will get bored and fuck it off after a couple of years”

 

[Blue Mist]

You lot are celebrating but I've just got the following email from City.
'Thank you for your continued support since 2012 however, due to the increasing financial profit, as can be seen by our latest financial results, the Sheikh can no longer pay for your season ticket. Whilst you, and the many thousands similarly affected by this announcement may wish to change back to your original team please note, united are shit, the scousers win one trophy every millennium, arsenal are wank, Spurs worse and as for villa, oh do fuck off.
If you decide you can no longer support us, as a sign of good faith we will exchange your 'Treble Winners' shirt for a geordie wahey yah bastards one.'

 

[urban genie]

Ir's boiled piss, wht more could you ask for.

Give me infamy and scorn over adulation from the cunts that worship the red shirts

 

[Brendan110_0]

The conspiracy theory gets bigger every year. Hundreds of auditors, the UK Government, Silverlake and all our sponsors, all our senior managers, the Portuguese police and Judges who prosecuted Pinto, UEFA. They have all conspired to cover up City’s fake accounts. The only person not involved is Bill Gates.

Heard he's putting the 115 in an injection for everyone too.

 

[citizen_maine]

Er..... you haven't heard?

Yeah, he's controlling them all with the microchips in the Covid vaccinations isn't he?

 

[blue cigar]

Oily bastards

 

[Brewster's millions]

Heard he's putting the 115 in an injection for everyone too.

Transmitting it all via 5G mate.