United Thread - 2023/24

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

No. Did teach Maths for a while though!

that doesn't add up.

 

[ancoats]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

Only fools believe man walked on the moon

NASA made it all happen in a studio weeks before, it will come out one day

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

How the fuck these shit cunts are only 5 points behind beats the hell out of me.

We get this every year with them and then before you know it, it’s 12 again.

 

[freshie]

Lol that's embarassing.

Really revealing a lot about the average rag fan.

Yep. The IQ of a plant pot

 

[tregyblue61]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

From that list, I'll guess it was the Irishman Tato Pie.

 

[mancityscot]

How are these fuckers only 5 behind us

 

[jrb]

How are these fuckers only 5 behind us

They won’t be 5 points behind us after their next 10 games. They won’t even be in the CL.

 

[Winchester]

How are these fuckers only 5 behind us

Not even The Mysterious World of Arthur C Clark can work that out

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Sheikh Mansour, bought a club,
Unlike Michael Knighton.
Jim Ratcliffe tried the same,
But he bought a shite'un

There was a man called Glazer
Who thought he was quite flash
He bought himself a football club but didn't have the cash
He borrowed loads of money
Which got the rags upset
Now we are fucking loaded
And they're in loads of debt.

Ahahahahahahaha.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Lol that's embarassing.

Really revealing a lot about the average rag fan.

If no one remembers who came second, they certainly don't remember who came 6th.

 

[Barcon]

There was a man called Glazer
Who thought he was quite flash
He bought himself a football club but didn't have the cash
He borrowed loads of money
Which made the fans rash
Now we are fucking loaded
And they're fucking gash.

Ahahahahahahaha.

Or....

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Only fools believe man walked on the moon

NASA made it all happen in a studio weeks before, it will come out one day

Do you know who the REM " man on the moon " song is about?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What happened to that Diallo guy they spunked £35m on?

He seems to have disappeared altogether.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Only fools believe man walked on the moon

NASA made it all happen in a studio weeks before, it will come out one day

Russell Brand will host the show, no doubt.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They're back!

Gazpacho is the new Messi and they've unearthed the next (insert name here) from their world famous academy.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

that doesn't add up.

Don’t be so negative

 

[Mid Wales blue]

They’re dogshit

After Newcastle next week, they’ll be comfortably back in negative goals!

 

[TinFoilHat]

After Newcastle next week, they’ll be comfortably back in negative goals!

Let's see who Webb picks to ref it.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Don’t be so negative

What did the constipated mathematician do?





















































































Worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Gray]

Ask them the only team to do a domestic treble.

Or a domestic quadruple whilst you are at it.