United Thread - 2023/24

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'Stop me of you've heard this one before...I was sitting in my flat settling down to watch Legia Warsaw on a dodgy satillite link supplied by the cardinal of Warsaw when I got a knock on the door. I looked through the pope hole and saw a fat, bald permanent **** wearing gold rings and big glasses. I opened the door to get rid as the game was about to kick off.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Ron Atkinson your Holiness"

"Who?"

"I'm Manager of the famous Man United"

"Fuck off! Who the fuck are Man United?!"

Before he could say I slammed the door and went back to watching the match.

I would like you all to sing my favourite song together...After Three...One...Two...Three!"
 
BlueMonkey79 said:
File under:

Januzai
Macheda
Rossi
Wilson
Lindgard

The fuckers never learn. That's how small-time they have become. As soon as a player comes on and does a step over and completes 5 passes, they are the next homecoming.
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Remember when Dan James was the next Bryan Riggs - mainly cos he was Welsh and could run quite fast before they realised he was actually shite.
 
BlueMonkey79 said:
File under:

Januzai
Macheda
Rossi
Wilson
Lindgard

The fuckers never learn. That's how small-time they have become. As soon as a player comes on and does a step over and completes 5 passes, they are the next homecoming.
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Macheda..... where did he end up?. Bench warming at Doncaster wasn't it?. Jaujai ended up at Dortmund and hardly played I remember rightly?.
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
Did you see the technique used? The movement to pull it off? He moved into the space where he knew the ball would be at the right height to attempt it. Then caught it as sweet as he could have to get it on target. There was no luck involved.

The fact it’s being replayed over and over is only nauseating because it was him for them. But the simple bottom line is that it was an incredible goal and likely will win goal of the season.
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Similar to this then

 
Phil1 said:
What is it about these cunts where everything has to be the best ever? Goals, youngsters, the treble.
Cunts. Hope the whole squad comes down with a dose of cat aids.
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It would be the best cat aids this country, and possibly the world, has ever seen
 
Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact. He plays at the biggest club in the world and plays for the best national team in the world, so all the stars line up for him being a huge player for the next 20 years.

Mainoo as well looked great. He will slot in nicely next to Rice and Bellingham at the Euros. Can't remember a better performance from an English 18 year old, certainly in the history of the Premier League.
 
Fuck em

Like I teased the scum fan in work with today …

It’s a goal scored by a team on the reach. Everything about the move was them at 110%

They didn’t work on that in training did they.

No.

So it won’t happen.

Again

Ever

Enjoy
 
CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor said:
Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact.
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Fair play that was the best post I've ever seen about any game of football yesterday from @CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the best author of fiction since John Le Carre broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Le Carre in fact.


Biggest young talent in football?
Garnacho?
 
CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor said:
Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact. He plays at the biggest club in the world and plays for the best national team in the world, so all the stars line up for him being a huge player for the next 20 years.

Mainoo as well looked great. He will slot in nicely next to Rice and Bellingham at the Euros. Can't remember a better performance from an English 18 year old, certainly in the history of the Premier League.
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Rag...
 
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