United Thread - 2023/24

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SouthStandStander said:
Records broken so far this season -

- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag

- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag

- No team had ever give away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester Uniteds since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

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A record breaker?

I think Roy Castle should be informed.
 
Are they still the most in form team in thr league?

Any team in the league can get done over by a lesser one in a one off game, weve been on the end of a few smash and grab abd a few well deserved ones too but no big club gets spanked by a relegation threatened side at home with no extenuating circumstances such as having a man less.

What a glorious mess they are.
 
I find it amusing they thought they had turned the corner (again) because they beat Chelsea....

If anything they should be worried about beating Chelsea who obviously think the rags are shite because Chelsea only seemed to bother turning up against good sides.

If you come away from a Chelsea match so far this season with three points, it's simply because they didn't rate you enough to turn up and play.
 
Newman Noggs said:
I can honestly say I've never looked in a dog's eyes whilst it's taking a shit. Still, each to their own.
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It's a bit kinky, shirley. But hey; we don't judge folk on here. Whatever floats your boat. Live and let live, and all that.

Just keep your distance from my Fido, capiche?



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Fernandes is being consistent at least.
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Goals per game
1st season - slightly more than every other
2nd - slightly less than every other
3rd - slightly less than every 1/3
4th - slightly less than every 1/4
So far this season - 1/5

He was jammy in the 1st season. Good in the 2nd, but since then he’s been woeful to now dire.

<windsor Davies ain’t half hot mum meme>
 
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