United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Gotta say that fat pigs Bognor Regis rant made me laugh

Is that where he's from?

 

[nicko]

absolutely hilarious

Fat ugly nobody saying his will go viral and that Bruno and Hoyland were looking at him after the game. Deluded joker

 

[the blue panther]

A record breaker?

I think Roy Castle should be informed.

Too much information!

 

[Crooked_rain]

I find it amusing they thought they had turned the corner (again) because they beat Chelsea....

If anything they should be worried about beating Chelsea who obviously think the rags are shite because Chelsea only seemed to bother turning up against good sides.

If you come away from a Chelsea match so far this season with three points, it's simply because they didn't rate you enough to turn up and play.

 

[freshie]

“Eric ten hag ole ole”

Get the fuck out of here haha. Fucking losers

 

[jimharri]

I can honestly say I've never looked in a dog's eyes whilst it's taking a shit. Still, each to their own.

It's a bit kinky, shirley. But hey; we don't judge folk on here. Whatever floats your boat. Live and let live, and all that.

Just keep your distance from my Fido, capiche?

 

[blueju]

It's the sense of entitlement that sets them apart from everyone else and why they are hated. I've a mate who's a season ticket holder at the swamp and he's very similar to Tate, only he had a similar meltdown in September.

I know plenty like that.

 

[freshie]

Erling Poundland

 

[JASR]

Fernandes is being consistent at least.

Goals per game
1st season - slightly more than every other
2nd - slightly less than every other
3rd - slightly less than every 1/3
4th - slightly less than every 1/4
So far this season - 1/5

He was jammy in the 1st season. Good in the 2nd, but since then he’s been woeful to now dire.

<windsor Davies ain’t half hot mum meme>

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Scored about 3 goals a season on average too

Martial has scored 63 PL goals for the rags since 2015. (209 apps)
Haaland has scored 50 PL goals in 50 apps.