United Thread - 2023/24

[J.G.Blue.]

ZZ Top anyone? No?

Never mind ......

Sharp Dressed Man - utd manager?

 

[The Salford lad.]

I had one at work saying after Chelsea win, how Utd should be higher up the table as a hey we’re right in the game v us … they really are a laughable set of clowns ..

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Yep.

Besides, they've had a pretty decent fixture list for the past month or so where they have put together a few wins but now they have a more difficult run coming up and I don't think they'll be sitting in sixth for that much longer unless they really up their game somehow.

They're pretty much around the west ham and fulham level, which is likely who they will be right by in their league position by Christmas.

It's like Arsenal a fair few seasons ago (2013/14) in which they were top for absolutely ages, but it was because of their fixture list being kind to them. At the end of the day they were matching the results up against the same opposition from the previous season (like for like), so just like that season they ended up 4th again.

If their fixtures order was the same, their weekly league positions would be at least similar.

 

[give it to gordon]

No rag striker has scored a premier league goal at the swamp this season.

And their top scorer in the league is McTominay with 5

That's just mental

Mctominay a player they tried to of load but no one wanted him

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Manchester United will listen to offers for several players in the January transfer window.

Well-placed sources have told the Manchester Evening News United are open to selling Raphael Varane, Casemiro, Anthony Martial, Jadon Sancho and Donny van de Beek.

Willing to listen to offers? Here's an offer... Keep them and get to fuck.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

And there won't be points in Stretford Town this Christmas time
The only thing they'll be this year is shite
Where no one every scores
They moan,they dive,they curse
Do they know how footballs played at all?

Fuck off, Rags
etc

Brilliant...

 

[KentBlue]

Willing to listen to offers? Here's an offer... Keep them and get to fuck.

If Steve Bruce returns to management (again!) he'd take them immediately, regardless of the cost.

 

[Harvster]

I think the rags (and Spurs) stifled the previously prolific Alan Brazil's career too.

Enough to drive a man to drink

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Their sense of entitlement is spectacular

Come on mate, this is Manchester United we're talking about.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What grown man has a "birthday week", what an absolute mard arse tart.

Probably how long it takes him to get through his birthday cake.