United Thread - 2023/24

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abu13 said:
I had the misfortune of having to spend 5 hours yesterday with a typical Rag know nothing prick.

To summerise his nuggets of information.
Onana is the best keeper in the league but is just struggling to settle in.
£ for £ the best buy this season has been Mason Mount, just been unlucky with injuries.
At least Ten Bob has set his stall out for what is expected of a United player (i assume he means shit)
Ratcliffe has a plan to bring in the best of class in all departments (Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face)
United have intentionally thrown the Champions League in order to force the Glazers out by the end of the season.
City will be relegated to the 4th tier of the league, and be handed a 5 year transfer ban,he has heard whispers??????
It seems City know about this and have excepted it as the alternative was expulsion from English football.
United have been in discussions with Manchester council to take over the lease to our stadium when we were drop the the 4th tier.
Chelsea have already accepted a 3 year transfer ban, this is why they have been giving out long contracts.
Everton have agreed a 3 point penalty for failing FFP but are currently playing out a charade with the PL in order to set a precident for our case.
City's 115 charges are all down to failing FFP, even he must know deep down this isn't the case.

I think these whispers he has heard must be the voices in his head, to be fair at first i thought he was just trying to wind me up but the longer I spent with him the more I am convinced he believes this shit.
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Some whoppers there, but the Mason Mount one takes the biscuit!! NURSE!!!
 
abu13 said:
I had the misfortune of having to spend 5 hours yesterday with a typical Rag know nothing prick.

To summerise his nuggets of information.
Onana is the best keeper in the league but is just struggling to settle in.
£ for £ the best buy this season has been Mason Mount, just been unlucky with injuries.
At least Ten Bob has set his stall out for what is expected of a United player (i assume he means shit)
Ratcliffe has a plan to bring in the best of class in all departments (Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face)
United have intentionally thrown the Champions League in order to force the Glazers out by the end of the season.
City will be relegated to the 4th tier of the league, and be handed a 5 year transfer ban,he has heard whispers??????
It seems City know about this and have excepted it as the alternative was expulsion from English football.
United have been in discussions with Manchester council to take over the lease to our stadium when we were drop the the 4th tier.
Chelsea have already accepted a 3 year transfer ban, this is why they have been giving out long contracts.
Everton have agreed a 3 point penalty for failing FFP but are currently playing out a charade with the PL in order to set a precident for our case.
City's 115 charges are all down to failing FFP, even he must know deep down this isn't the case.

I think these whispers he has heard must be the voices in his head, to be fair at first i thought he was just trying to wind me up but the longer I spent with him the more I am convinced he believes this shit.
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Do you work in a psychiatric hospital perchance?
 
The Stockport Iniesta said:
This, they are all behind the manager bollocks, and the toxic atmosphere of the past has gone.

If that's the case (which it's not) then why after every bad result, are there leaks straight from the dressing room, appearing in the press, blaming the manager, for just about everything he can be blamed for?
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I knew he'd lost the dressing room the minute he said "the players and staff are all united."

Whenever a manager makes these claims that their dressing room in unified you know what's coming.

It's the equivalent of me saying to the wife "I haven't broke the dish".

She's obviously going to ask "which one have you broke?"
 
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