United Thread - 2023/24

[A57 the snake]

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Beth don’t do drugs just say no .

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Kalvin Phillips has now scored more CL goals this season than Sir Marcus of Rashford.

Micah Hamilton and Oscar Bobb have too.

 

[Hoghead]

Rock Bottom was a song released in 1977 by Lynsey De Paul and Mick Moran...
The lyrics are quite appropriate,

"Where are we?...( Rock Bottom!)

Tragedies? ...( We got em )"

By the way,the countdown is on.... there are only 146 days 2 hours and 15 mins until Eurovision 2024. Utd may as well 're record this track now,cos they won't get into Europe any other way .

There is an earlier Rock Bottom song (2007) by UFO, much better.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oh and in the last season of this format, 18 point group stage hauls aren’t for every team in Greater Manchester.

#NoHistory

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Beth don’t do drugs just say no .

Biggest fanny wipe: Antony

 

[remember arthur mann]

Did I read correctly that Fernandes yellow card in their previous game means he'll now miss the Liverpool game?

If that is the case I genuinely reckon he's picked up that yellow on purpose.

 

[mexico1970]

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To be fair Antony surprised everyone, but not the way she thought.

 

[bluemonkey71]

I have it on good authority united are shit

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

Not only are they shit, they’re a bunch of ugly bastards as well

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I have it on good authority united are shit

Have we some one in, on the inside?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Birtles went a day short of a year I think.
They named a building after him in town... UMIST!

The principal difference is that Birtles had a seriously decent season before United signed him 40-odd years ago. Wasn’t seen as a bad signing at the time. He simply crumbled under the pressure.

 

[Crooked_rain]

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Well Antony was the biggest surprise in that I didn't even think he would be able to beat a woman in a fight

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

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Hmm doesn't Kalvin have more goals than the Marquis of Rashford?

 

[Blue and still suffering]

The principal difference is that Birtles had a seriously decent season before United signed him 40-odd years ago. Wasn’t seen as a bad signing at the time. He simply crumbled under the pressure.

Looked a decent player at Forest.

 

[freshie]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

The principal difference is that Birtles had a seriously decent season before United signed him 40-odd years ago. Wasn’t seen as a bad signing at the time. He simply crumbled under the pressure.

Or United turned him to shit.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Clearly trying to replicate City’s approach by having the juniors play the same style as the seniors.

 

[freshie]

Clearly trying to replicate City’s approach by having the juniors play the same style as the seniors.

Haha

 

[Crooked_rain]

Clearly trying to replicate City’s approach by having the juniors play the same style as the seniors.

Consistency is key

 

[Gordyola]

City had more Academy players on the pitch at the end than the rag kids had points