Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My wife was helping me do some stuff in the summer and I now have her convinced that my 4' level is called Maybeline and my 6' level is called Lucille.

On the same theme, people on mobile 'phones are always pacing up and down. Often knocking into people or stepping into the road without looking up.

 

[East Level 2]

The twunts that run Heaton Park. - £!-50 to park for an hour near the Hidden Gem tea room.
50% increase on the last time I paid there.

 

[laserblue]

We've got a door knocker at eye level on our front door yet almost everyone who calls bangs on the window in the door. Twats.

 

[KS55]

people who shorten words and insist on using acronyms in general, i mean what the fuck are you doing with extra second you have saved by not saying the whole bloody word

That’s ridic.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Just as annoying as portenemau words like "Brexit", "Ballum" and "Tefal".

Portenemau?
Do you mean portmanteau?

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Portenemau?
Do you mean portmanteau?

That's the one.

Another minor thing that bugs me.... Spelling and Grammar Bullies, those were even a Room 101 nomination that went in.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That's the one.

Another minor thing that bugs me.... Spelling and Grammar Bullies, those were even a Room 101 nomination that went in.

Please write out 250 times.....
Lol.

 

[mancboy]

That’s ridic.

U cu haha

 

[Blue Mist]

Schools not having a drop off/pick up area

It's called a kerb. Preferably 500 metres from the school gate.

 

[Gaz76]

Blokes using hairdryers in the changing rooms at the gym, fuck me I'm sure those things are running 24/7, do these cunts have hair dryers at home? Just use a towel you annoying noisy cunts

 

[staffsblue]

Blokes using hairdryers in the changing rooms at the gym, fuck me I'm sure those things are running 24/7, do these cunts have hair dryers at home? Just use a towel you annoying noisy cunts

I've noticed that when I go swimming. I just give my hair a quick comb so it doesn't look too disheveled, but there's blokes there for minutes faffing around with the hairdryers.
What's the point when it either air drys in seconds once outside, or you get soaked again as it's pissing it down.

 

[Gaz76]

I've noticed that when I go swimming. I just give my hair a quick comb so it doesn't look too disheveled, but there's blokes there for minutes faffing around with the hairdryers.
What's the point when it either air drys in seconds once outside, or you get soaked again as it's pissing it down.

The bald bloke drying his beard today took gobshite gold for me, I'd been for a shower and back and he was still at it, twat

 

[Barcon]

Blokes using hairdryers in the changing rooms at the gym, fuck me I'm sure those things are running 24/7, do these cunts have hair dryers at home? Just use a towel you annoying noisy cunts

To be honest mate, you could have stopped there.

 

[KS55]

Envelopes that are 1 atom wider than the Xmas cards.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Children's car seats that are fitted behind the driver.

You've got the door open into the fucking road while you fuck about stood in traffic.

 

[Bill Walker]

When you're binge watching a tv series and they have to play the tarting theme music for 5 fucking minutes before every episode along with credits, does anybody care who was the executive producers or who did the screenplay ffs.
What is theme music for anyway ?

 

[idahoblues]

To be honest mate, you could have stopped there.

I had a mate come and visit from England twenty odd years ago. It was in January and a good cold one, one morning he was here it hit -40 c and that **** would not wear a woolly hat because he’d spent all this time blow drying his fucking hair. I just laughed and enjoyed his misery

 

[Gaz76]

I had a mate come and visit from England twenty odd years ago. It was in January and a good cold one, one morning he was here it hit -40 c and that **** would not wear a woolly hat because he’d spent all this time blow drying his fucking hair. I just laughed and enjoyed his misery

I blame the hormones in chicken

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Wet wipes. It is impossible to take just one out of the packet. Easy if you need 25 of them in one hit though.

My missus has started wrapping elastic bands on one of the ends of packets, so I asked her what's she doing that for and it turns out she saw it online, the elastic band actually stops the wipes coming out in clumps though.

Not that you should have to use one.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

My missus has started wrapping elastic bands on one of the ends of packets, so I asked her what's she doing that for and it turns out she saw it online, the elastic band actually stops the wipes coming out in clumps though.

Not that you should have to use one.

I'll give that a try....I'm sure they make the exit hole as tight as possible on the packets.