Going on a date..its been a long time

[splinter]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

 

[BimboBob]

Which hand?

 

[its a Barm]

pictures required first

 

[hilts]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

Brush your teeth

 

[GornikDaze]

Brush your teeth

Make sure you put your teeth in!

 

[BimboBob]

pictures required first

Takes a special kind of perv to take pictures BEFORE a first date.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Takes a special kind of perv to take pictures BEFORE a first date.

He's probably taken a screenshot of her Tinder profile. Or his Tinder profile.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Don't forget your hair gel.

 

[fanatic1]

Can't go wrong with a five knuckle shuffle one hour before to get you in the mood.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Be yourself, not what you think they want you to be.

Dated some decent looking girls in the past, and let them go, one, because she liked men who tuck their T-Shirts and shirts in and wear a belt, so one date, I turned up in a shirt, jumper, and jacket, and tucked them all in my pants, I knew it wasn’t going anywhere when I did it, even more so when she didn’t even see the humour in it :-).

 

[dickie davies]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

Don't forget the essentials
Big spanner
Gaffer tape
Heavy duty refuse sacks
Shovel

 

[hilts]

Can't go wrong with a five knuckle shuffle one hour before to get you in the mood.

Not much point going then may as well open a tinny and watch Die Hard.

 

[splinter]

Might get a spray tan..I look half dead

 

[deano ou812]

Might get a spray tan..I look half dead

A Ben white special..

 

[hammocity]

Can't go wrong with a five knuckle shuffle one hour before to get you in the mood.

A blue mate of mine many years ago (definitely a mate btw!) split up with his wife. After a few months he decided to get back on the horse by visiting an escort agency. So he went in, picked his “provider” got in the boudoir where she teased him, unfortunately his little soldier fired his ammunition too early, he’d only paid for one shot so he left, quite embarrassed.

Fast forward to the following week, thought he’d give it another go, so he found a secluded spot not far from the Escort agency and had the ham shank, all the time worried someone would spot him, he managed it and was good to go. He got to the Parlour and there was a message on the door, “closed until tomorrow”. That was the end of his “brothel” days.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Make sure you have clean undies on, you never know.......

 

[BimboBob]

He's probably taken a screenshot of her Tinder profile. Or his Tinder profile.

Probably grinder.

 

[BlueHammer85]

ask her views on VAR.

 

[johnnytapia]

Brush your teeth

Both of them

 

[bluebc]