dickie davies
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Don't forget the essentialsAny tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)
Big spanner
Gaffer tape
Heavy duty refuse sacks
Shovel
Don't forget the essentialsAny tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)
Can't go wrong with a five knuckle shuffle one hour before to get you in the mood.
A Ben white special..Might get a spray tan..I look half dead
A blue mate of mine many years ago (definitely a mate btw!) split up with his wife. After a few months he decided to get back on the horse by visiting an escort agency. So he went in, picked his “provider” got in the boudoir where she teased him, unfortunately his little soldier fired his ammunition too early, he’d only paid for one shot so he left, quite embarrassed.Can't go wrong with a five knuckle shuffle one hour before to get you in the mood.
Probably grinder.He's probably taken a screenshot of her Tinder profile. Or his Tinder profile.
Both of themBrush your teeth