United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Til Death]

It is difficult to talk about the truth when your tongue is lodged firmly up someone's arsehole.

I’m like that with Mrs death ..

 

[malg]

Not very good for family relations...Oh-no-na dropped and replaced by your Cousin.
The old new wave track " My Perfect Cousin " by The Undertones springs to mind...

Great lyrics including ..

" my perfect cousin
What I want to do he doesn't.."

" He thinks I,m a cabbage "

So does the manager,and all City fans...

Fucking tune:

He thinks that I'm a cabbage,
Because I hate University Challenge

Even at the age of ten,
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
He always beat me at Subutteo,
Because he flicked to kick and I didn't know

I'm sure it was on XS Manchester not too long ago

 

[Asa's left peg]

I’m like that with Mrs death ..

Can't believe you said that knowing the rules. Just let me know when you do so I can log off.

 

[hammocity]

They will when they go to jail...

Mr Big sharing a cell, says:

“now then Greenwood, do you want to be mummy or daddy?”

“I’ll be Daddy”

“Right, get over here and suck mummy’s cock”.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Mrs Left peg was asking if Berada can do any damage when he lands there. I said:-

He has 3 wingers that they don't want. A wife beater, sorry. 2 and a social misfit. One will go for nothing and they will loose 50m each on the other 2. All that needs negotiating.

Their medical team are non existent, so that needs rebuilding asap. They cant keep anyone fit, mostly defenders.
They have a psychopathic walking red card, a toxic captain, a kid that doesn't know how to score and 2 ex Madrid players who don't want to be there ... oh .. and a Frenchman who doesn't want be there and is injured again.

A stadium that's falling down and a training facility that will soon be used as a set for a new series of Dallas. He also has to go out every match day and buy the meat fresh and probably cook it himself.

He's also got to be careful of where he parks and make daily reports to GPC, RATcliffe and the Glazers.

Mrs Left peg said, 'wtf has he gone there? ' Big club - big problems.

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM

 

[malg]

Mrs Left peg was asking if Berada can do any damage when he lands there. I said:-

He has 3 wingers that they don't want. A wife beater, sorry. 2 and a social misfit. One will go for nothing and they will loose 50m each on the other 2. All that needs negotiating.

Their medical team are non existent, so that needs rebuilding asap. They cant keep anyone fit, mostly defenders.
They have a psychopathic walking red card, a toxic captain, a kid that doesn't know how to score and 2 ex Madrid players who don't want to be there ... oh .. and a Frenchman who doesn't want be there and is injured again.

A stadium that's falling down and a training facility that will soon be used as a set for a new series of Dallas. He also has to go out every match day and buy the meat fresh and probably cook it himself.

He's also got to be careful of where he parks and make daily reports to GPC, RATcliffe and the Glazers.

Mrs Left peg said, 'wtf has he gone there? ' Big club - big problems.

Easy answer. Always go to a job where the previous incumbent has made an absolute pig's ear of it.

 

[bennyboy]

Martial out for 10 weeks after surgery on his groin.
No chance of getting rid of him now this window.

 

[Blue Mist]

Martial out for 10 weeks after surgery on his groin.
No chance of getting rid of him now this window.

And his contract expires in the summer. Oh dear.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Fucking tune:

He thinks that I'm a cabbage,
Because I hate University Challenge

Even at the age of ten,
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
He always beat me at Subutteo,
Because he flicked to kick and I didn't know

I'm sure it was on XS Manchester not too long ago

Whatever it was on...I think it should be Played sum more
My Perfect Cousin,thinks I'm a Cabbage,.I certainly couldn't catch one.
hilarious. What a mess. Why would you take a private Jet to sit on the bench and watch your Cousin take your place in goal..Wow .

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Martial out for 10 weeks after surgery on his groin.
No chance of getting rid of him now this window.

So he is inching closer to his Testimonial.
What a fantastic utd career he's had.Brilliant.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Martial out for 10 weeks after surgery on his groin.
No chance of getting rid of him now this window.

I think I love Martial.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I think I love Martial.

Is Anthony now officially, our fav current utd player ?
He has done the square root of Fuck all apart from his Martin Tyler debut
And now is close to a testimonial....wonderful.

How many will turn up to see the " great " utd servant....and who will they play in the testimonial ?
Maybe Wigan again,this time at dilapidated old Trafford with Anthony Taylor making a midweek car dash from London to be ref?
Big match.
Lol.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Just seen this article and it made ne laugh....rags in overdrive :

And upon the appointment, Ferdinand told his Vibe with Five podcast: "I spoke to some guys who are at City - they can't believe we've got him.

 

[tommybooth]

Just seen this article and it made ne laugh....rags in overdrive :

And upon the appointment, Ferdinand told his Vibe with Five podcast: "I spoke to some guys who are at City - they can't believe we've got him.

The probably doubled his salary they were so desperate.

 

[Akira]

Martial out for 10 weeks after surgery on his groin.
No chance of getting rid of him now this window.

Amazing how glass he became. I'd think it's more his lack of professionalism to take care of himself than natural fitness.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I think I love Martial.

Future Balon d'or winner wasn't he?

It's amazing just how many promising young players they've signed that have ended up playing at a level of abject mediocrity.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Future Balon d'or winner wasn't he?

It's amazing just how many promising young players they've signed that have ended up playing at a level of abject mediocrity.

Jizz Jazz the lad who was supposed to be the future of England if they could only get him to give up his home country to play for a very grateful England

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Future Balon d'or winner wasn't he?

It's amazing just how many promising young players they've signed that have ended up playing at a level of abject mediocrity.

They've had more flops than an Olympic high jump event.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Future Balon d'or winner wasn't he?

It's amazing just how many promising young players they've signed that have ended up playing at a level of abject mediocrity.

Who can forget Macheda. Christ - the hype!!