United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

If they come out that Rashford has alcohol problems, then he'll get a free pass for being awol

My Silly Sally interview prediction may actually come true.

 

[mexico1970]

If this had been our Phil or Grealish it had have been on the SKY ticker all day and night.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"PSG look to ressurect move for Rashford...."

 

[TinFoilHat]

If this had been our Phil or Grealish it had have been on the SKY ticker all day and night.

And they'd be camped outside their houses. Phil's mum telling them all to fuck off and chucking bottles at them.

 

[foggy1974]

My Silly Sally interview prediction may actually come true.

Sponsored by Birdseye

 

[Chak19]

Comical scenes during the African cup game between Morocco and South Africa, the rag Amrabat gets a second yellow and on his way to the dressing room the ref tells him to stop for a VAR check, he then proceeds to give him a straight red lol and Morocco concede from the free kick too.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

"PSG look to ressurect move for Rashford...."

PRashford's brother/agent plays his joker card with the "PSG want him" links.

 

[TinFoilHat]

PRashford's brother/agent plays his joker card with the PSG want him links.

He'll be signing for Cliftonville at this rate.

 

[remember arthur mann]

"PSG look to ressurect move for Rashford...."

No way are they as daft as the rags.

 

[mexico1970]

He'll be signing for Cliftonville at this rate.

He'll be paid by issuing him lap dancing credits that he can stuff down the knickers of fat Barbara at the Cliftonville working mens club.

 

[TinFoilHat]

He'll be paid by issuing him lap dancing credits that he can stuff down the knickers of fat Barbara at the Cliftonville working mens club.

"Rashford saves Stormont From political turmoil by agreeing to sign..."

 

[foggy1974]

No way are they as daft as the rags.

Well the clueless rags were saying he was better than Mbappe last season

Hahahaha

 

[foggy1974]

"Rashford saves Stormont From political turmoil by agreeing to sign..."

Sales of Guinness will be at a record high

 

[dadnlad]

Well the clueless rags were saying he was better than Mbappe last season

Hahahaha

maybe right at disco dancing

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Looking at the state of Rashford he would have to pay to get any.

Imagine having to dye your hair GINGER to make yourself look better?

Behave, the women would love to sit on his face and ride that nose!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Well the clueless rags were saying he was better than Mbappe last season

Hahahaha

Goldbridge keeps telling his sheep followers he's worth £80,000,000. I wouldn't give him £80.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Behave, the women would love to sit on his face and ride that nose!

 

[mexico1970]

Goldbridge keeps telling his sheep followers he's worth £80,000,000. I wouldn't give him £80.

Goldbridge is worth 80 mill?

You're shitting me :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Goldbridge is worth 80 mill?

You're shitting me :)

In Zimbabwe pounds?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Goldbridge is worth 80 mill?

You're shitting me :)

Oh yes, he's been a bank financier, a Chief of Police, also been in the Secret Service in Ireland and a head bullshitter.