2 | Kyle Walker - 2023/24

[nellyonthewing]

Why make him a Captain. Thick as mince.

 

[Barcon]

Why make him a Captain. Thick as mince.

Not sure mate. Barcon.

 

[nellyonthewing]

I can’t give you the benefit of my foresight, can I, unless you want me to catalogue the usual mistakes he makes…

- Backing into players and undercutting them instead of jumping

- Giving them a running start down the wing and not addressing them 40 yards from goal, but jockeying them until they get in the box and he can’t tackle them

- Oh wait, he rarely tackles them anyway, so why worry

- Bombing on an overlap (good) but when he doesn’t receive the ball, not recovering into a more defensive position (bad)

- Making poor decisions on his positioning, as he did numerous times against Chelsea

- Running through the midfield when a simple pass is on

- New Wrinkle: Shooting from over 25 yards with the game on the line. Had a good shot in one recent game and now he’s Roberto Carlos!

- Given the job as main supplier of crosses into the opposition box when its clearly beyond his skillset.

 

[Match Fixer]

Yorkshire born, dumb as on a regular basis. Dragging this club's name through the mud just when we need it. Pace is nothing with a Pidgeon as your core processor.
Don't understand how he doesn't know the basics on a regular basis, and tries to atone for his shortcomings by and slowing us down and wasting the advantage, wasting the ball in good positions, an outlet pumping out nothing.

 

[Gaz76]

Did he have a black eye on staurday

 

[mosssideblue]

Did he have a black eye on staurday

If he did, I wouldn't read too much into it. Many get them playing sport

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

wow seems like we really hate the guy. Where's this coming from?

 

[shevtheblue]

Walker wanted to be the superhero in that action, and most of the time he is. But it wasn't his ball to cover for, sprinting across like a headless chicken was more like something you would expect from his Spurs days. If he keeps the run inside he either cuts out the pass, still misses it and Sterling scores or the attacker is forced to shoot or take on Ake (or whoever it was there). Decision making has always been his issue, usually saved by pace.

 

[Phil1]

wow seems like we really hate the guy. Where's this coming from?

Some hate him most of us don’t.
He’s had his poorest period in a long time though, no escaping that.

 

[pride in battle]

It's obvious from your reaction you're the sentimentalist/romanticizing type of supporter and I've struck a nerve regarding your view of football as sport. I'll refrain from exchanging my pragmatic opinions with you going forward...

You sound a BIT spoilt...

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Did he have a black eye on staurday

He got a finger in the eye from Enzo Fernandez in the first half. You could see it was a bit red and bruised after.

 

[Gaz76]

He got a finger in the eye from Enzo Fernandez in the first half. You could see it was a bit red and bruised after.

Ahh makes sense now, he went down funny in our area in the first half, that must have been it

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

He got a finger in the eye from Enzo Fernandez in the first half. You could see it was a bit red and bruised after.

Pochettino's boys perfected Pulis blueprint on the day. Impressive

 

[Damanino]

on the long shots, does he want a Kompany vs Leicester type of moment for himself?

 

[Barcon]

I'm not remotely bothered about him having a go from outside the box.
Some fucker has to when pinging off shins isn't working out.
One of these days it'll end up in the back of the net.

 

[mattcity5]

I'm not remotely bothered about him having a go from outside the box.
Some fucker has to when pinging off shins isn't working out.
One of these days it'll end up in the back of the net.

If we tried it a bit more often earlier on, teams might come out to close us down a bit more and open up more space.

 

[JewelZee]

You sound a BIT spoilt...

What are you on about?

 

[cleavers]

I'm not remotely bothered about him having a go from outside the box.
Some fucker has to when pinging off shins isn't working out.
One of these days it'll end up in the back of the net.

He was closer from there, than Haaland was with a free header from 5 yards.

 

[decmancity]

I really wish someone asked Pep about this sort of shite. 92nd min, a Chelsea player just hit the floor, use the advantage and maybe work a better chance but nah just fucking blast it over.

 

[Haaland94]

Well, look in the mirror, Kyle.