United Thread - 2023/24

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I see ten Bob has said that the rags have no intention of selling Rashford.

What he means is, no fucker is daft enough to pay what we’d want for him, nor the fucking stupid wages he’s on.

Unless charlton athletic are short for burger van manager he’s out of luck

 

[Bluesince1979]

Unless charlton are short for burger van manager he’s out of luck

Fish fingers. Hes a fuckin legend with fish fingers

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Anyone that wants the rags to win any game is quite simple suffering from recency bias.

It would be quickly retracted by the realisation of how detestable the rags are.

I’m not denying the scousers are detestable, but it’s only a result of recent relevance. The rags are detestable on an order of magnitude basis higher.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I never thought I'd say this, But I actually want the Rags to win tomorrow...

For a few reasons,

They'll be a much easier game than the Dippers at Wembley (If we get past Newcastle).

It will give the Rags some sort of confidence going into the Premier League game against the Dippers in a few weeks.

The Rags will then say Ten Hag has turned another corner and they'll want him to stay because they are thick fuckers.

60,000 bucket hats, then Kovacic scores.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

60,000 bucket hats, then Kovacic scores.

And pawn sandwiches

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

I see ten Bob has said that the rags have no intention of selling Rashford.

Ten Rags hammering the final nails in his own coffin and setting the roadmap for further mediocrity for the rags as they continue to persist with Gashfoot's Jekyll & Hyde performances.

Love it.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

The dippers will murder the rags, no stress.

Sad, but true.

 

[mancboy]

The dippers will murder the rags, no stress.

well they do have form for murdering things.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Anyone that wants the rags to win any game is quite simple suffering from recency bias.

It would be quickly retracted by the realisation of how detestable the rags are.

I’m not denying the scousers are detestable, but it’s only a result of recent relevance. The rags are detestable on an order of magnitude basis higher.

Yeah, all true but this wankfest over Klopp and the fake quadruple needs to stop asap. I for one will be going against the habit of a lifetime and will be actively wanting the scum to win (well more the scousers to lose actually). For one match only.

 

[mancboy]

Yeah, all true but this wankfest over Klopp and the fake quadruple needs to stop asap. I for one will be going against the habit of a lifetime and will be actively wanting the scum to win (well more the scousers to lose actually). For one match only.

im sorry , i just cant want the rags to win, if they were playing an isis all star 11 id be like well ones man terrorist is another mans freedom fighter, i cant even route for the stadium to fall down as it would give those pair of grief junkies another tragedy to monetise, im just hoping a mass brawl and them all to injure each other.

 

[Blue Mist]

Sadly the laws of the game tell me one of the two shits has to win.
The laws of sod also tell me that whoever wins will get Coventry in the semi final.

 

[SWPISHOME]

According to the Brazil Manager Casemiro is injured and not been called up to the Brazil squad.

Bad news for the Dippers that he's not playing, He's fucking useless.

Fat bastard.

 

[Blue Calx]

Saudi football pundit

Look familiar ?

 

[Vienna_70]

Sadly the laws of the game tell me one of the two shits has to win.
The laws of sod also tell me that whoever wins will get Coventry in the semi final.

That really would leave @Mad Eyed Screamer in a quandary.

Littlewoods, rags or Coventry?

 

[BlueRockape]

I will wash my mouth out later.

But I really want a rag win today as much as we all hate them the Scouse vermin are a special breed of entitled vermin I could not stand it if the gurning **** Klop wins another pot before he fucks off.
I will go back to hating the other fuckers tomorrow

 

[Kippax77]

The worst fixture in the world, because there as to be a winner.
The media will be poppin their viagra this morning knowing that their cocks will be out on display regardless of who wins

 

[Vienna_70]

I will wash my mouth out later.

But I really want a rag win today as much as we all hate them the Scouse vermin are a special breed of entitled vermin I could not stand it if the gurning **** Klop wins another pot before he fucks off.
I will go back to hating the other fuckers tomorrow

Reluctantly, I have to agree with you.

We’ll never hear the end of it, if Klippety and Littlewoods do the pound shop "quadruple".

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The worst fixture in the world, because there as to be a winner.
The media will be poppin their viagra this morning knowing that their cocks will be out on display regardless of who wins

The cliches in the build up will be unbearable.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

According to the Brazil Manager Casemiro is injured and not been called up to the Brazil squad.

Bad news for the Dippers that he's not playing, He's fucking useless.

Fat bastard.

He’s not a bastard I’ve met his dad.

 

[remember arthur mann]

In other words, the soulless bowl in south-west Greater Manchester.

We've already got a quality stadium in Manchester, we don't need another.