United Thread - 2023/24

[ysmsa]

Rags have faced 81 shots in 3 league matches in March :-)

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Just had a good laugh listening to Ten Bobs post match “high quality game that the rags dominated” The guy is fucking delusional.

As a matter of fact the chavs were ahead in every stat other than the foul count 7 v the rags 15 yet as per, rags 0 yellow cards v chavs 3. Seems them and the dippers are just unbookable.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Strange but true

Casemiro is actually younger than De Bruyne.

If they sell him in the summer, and get more than a rotten piss, and shit-stained mattress for him, then it needs looking at under these fair valuation rules.

 

[moggymoz]

I left him with something similar to this back in 2016, Only difference is the blood was pissing from his nose.

Still makes me smile to this day.

And you're fuckin proud of that, now don't get me wrong I can't stand the **** but you're as bad as him, the sooner we get rid of shit like this when most Fans young and old are there to watch a footy match the better.

 

[ysmsa]

If they sell him in the summer, and get more than a rotten piss and shit-stained mattress for him, then it needs looking at under these fair valuation rules.

They'll recycle him at the local plastic bottle bank.

 

[SWPISHOME]

And you're fuckin proud of that, now don't get me wrong I can't stand the **** but you're as bad as him, the sooner we get rid of shit like this when most Fans young and old are there to watch a footy match the better.

Lol

It wasn't even at a football match! You could have asked what happened before mouthing off...

Plus don't dare say I'm as bad as that **** without knowing the information behind it.

 

[Jonas.shaffer]

They're such cucks. I hope that raise was worth it, Omar!

 

[SWPISHOME]

Just had a good laugh listening to Ten Bobs post match “high quality game that the rags dominated” The guy is fucking delusional.

As a matter of fact the chavs were ahead in every stat other than the foul count 7 v the rags 15 yet as per, rags 0 yellow cards v chavs 3. Seems them and the dippers are just unbookable.

Harry Maguire and Dalot must have made at least 10 cynical fouls between them that went unpunished.

Crazy.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Time to dust off this gem for the world’s most hilarious comedy club.

 

[johnnytapia]

Because it’s funny?

Very

 

[Barcon]

They're such cucks. I hope that raise was worth it, Omar!

Not sure if you meant to type cunts or cocks.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Not sure if you meant to type cunts or cocks.

Must be cocks, Such was supposed be suck.

 

[mrbelfry]

Watched it with my united supporting father in law. When they scored their first I confidently predicted united would go on to win. When they scored their third he confidently predicted they'd lose.

The incredible thing is that despite the money spent on Casemiro and Varane they'll need replacing next season and they'll see no improvement until Rashford and Fernandes go. Rashford has the look of a player who's just going to stay there making money and other people miserable out of spite. they are so broken and Ten Hag seems delusional

 

[Frankie lad]

But will those two late goals inspire or deflate them because much as we hate them that is all that is important.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

And you're fuckin proud of that, now don't get me wrong I can't stand the **** but you're as bad as him, the sooner we get rid of shit like this when most Fans young and old are there to watch a footy match the better.

Mouthy **** in gets a smack shocker. You never given a gobby **** a slap?

 

[simmo]

Have they adopted singing yet ..we never win at home and we never win away

The modern day ‘Haag added time’ - defeat from the jaws of victory !

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I hear Ineos have hired Eddie Large.
They just want to be us.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

There isn't a cat in halls chance they will finish above us next season either.
Mainly down to the fact they're absolutely shit

Why are there cats in your hall?

 

[bluebc]

 

[wolviedinho]

Has the dog wanker commented on which league the rags players look like they belong in yet?

Non league?