United Thread - 2023/24

[SebastianBlue]

Time to dust off this gem for the world’s most hilarious comedy club.

 

[johnnytapia]

Because it’s funny?

Very

 

[Barcon]

They're such cucks. I hope that raise was worth it, Omar!

Not sure if you meant to type cunts or cocks.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Not sure if you meant to type cunts or cocks.

Must be cocks, Such was supposed be suck.

 

[mrbelfry]

Watched it with my united supporting father in law. When they scored their first I confidently predicted united would go on to win. When they scored their third he confidently predicted they'd lose.

The incredible thing is that despite the money spent on Casemiro and Varane they'll need replacing next season and they'll see no improvement until Rashford and Fernandes go. Rashford has the look of a player who's just going to stay there making money and other people miserable out of spite. they are so broken and Ten Hag seems delusional

 

[Frankie lad]

But will those two late goals inspire or deflate them because much as we hate them that is all that is important.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

And you're fuckin proud of that, now don't get me wrong I can't stand the **** but you're as bad as him, the sooner we get rid of shit like this when most Fans young and old are there to watch a footy match the better.

Mouthy **** in gets a smack shocker. You never given a gobby **** a slap?

 

[simmo]

Have they adopted singing yet ..we never win at home and we never win away

The modern day ‘Haag added time’ - defeat from the jaws of victory !

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I hear Ineos have hired Eddie Large.
They just want to be us.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

There isn't a cat in halls chance they will finish above us next season either.
Mainly down to the fact they're absolutely shit

Why are there cats in your hall?