United Thread - 2023/24

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SWP's back said:
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I got up at 2 in the morning to  watch the match purely for entertainment value, and I mean in the shits and giggles sense (what is funnier than watching United at the moment?) and I have to say I wasn't disappointed.

But what stood out was just how bad the two teams were. The two squads cost, what? 2 billion? And they were just so awful. Funny as fuck, but awful. I know we are lucky to watch City twice a week but really.

I suppose Garnacho and Palmer had game changing impacts, but for the rest, absolute dogshite.
 
cheekybids said:
The next big thing is obviously being targeted, aided & abetted by the UK media.
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Yep, the PR teams are the tails wagging the Sports Journo's dog, as seen recently with PRashford threatening to pull out "exclusive" access to their clients if the pundits offer unwarranted criticism of their players performances or the state of their minds.

Then you also have the rag and dipper media chums calling for Mainoo and Joke Gomez to be included in the National team selections so that they can get further access to the players cuddly back stories.

Sycophant Henry Winter being the chief architect of the lot, his sob story of Gashfoot being desperate to represent England yet unable to tie his own boots due to his crippling injuries after he missed a penalty in a final for England, was as transparent as it was laughable.
 
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jacko74 said:
But but but... they've got a wonderkid DM who's apparently a "generational talent".
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In the pre-match build up, Joke Hole was intimating that Kobbie Mainoo's attacking prowess in midfield was as good as yer Declan Lice and maybe err Rodri.

I had to rewind his punditry gem to hear it again over my laughter.
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bluebc said:
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Already removed for "copywrite reasons"... I bet his PR team must scrutinise social media straight after every one of his non-performances, getting clips like this immediately removed and erased from history.

Yet if he'd scored one if his bi-monthly worldies I'm sure they'd be quite happy to overlook any copywrite infringements when it gets posted on twitter.
 
Thought I'd have a tot up...

Rags, 134 shots conceded in the last 5 games, us, Everton, Dips in the cup, Brentford & Chelsea.

Us, 43, it's hard to do a proper comparison as they're not playing in Europe;) so I've used our last 4 league games & the cup game with Newcastle.

It's an average of 18 a game more or one shot every 5 minutes.

Bet they're thankful the English Rodrigo is playing in midfield.
 
Last night was fun with the Dutch commentator stating EtH ‘did it again’. Now I suppose he ment helping United to another win. But I’m in doubt. They don’t win that often as we all know too well. And when he stated this there was still 4 minutes of extra time to be played.

So I’m still trying to find footage of EtH wanking himself, scratching hos arse, eating out of his nose or ears, or whatever he ‘did again’.

However I do hope United win their next game. Obviously after we get 3 points at Selhurst Park.
 
Brightwell Bros. said:
It'll never not be funny that he sits in his spare room in his jim jams shouting at a laptop screen.
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Awww diddums Poor Kevin the teenager Goldbridge goes off on another one again. He looks totally ropeable and should be having a welfare check before he goes to bed in his jim jams and dummy while cuddling his Rasmus teddy.

"Big fucking baby, he's just a big fucking baby. Big fucking baby......."
 
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