Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Their delusions know no bounds. Just heard a scouse women on the news compare Aintree Lady’s day to Royal Ascot.

How could you understand her?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He’s Oirish as well. I mean come on, of course he fucking is.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

How could you understand her?

Especially after 25 pints of Lambrini, a face full of kebab meat and missing a few teeth after a fight.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Their delusions know no bounds. Just heard a scouse women on the news compare Aintree Lady’s day to Royal Ascot.

But I thought they didn’t like the aristocracy? Now they are comparing events involving them?

 

[Impeccable One]

Mental Munters

 

[JASR]

Watched the game last night, hoping for a good showing by Atalanta…

It didn’t look like it was likely to happen in the 1st 20mins or so, the speed of the Liverpool players movement was … not normal… it felt like the match was being shown at 1.5x rate when they had the ball/pressed.
I’m glad to see that science prevailed and their running performance took a sudden nosedive… and only recovered slightly with the introduction of fresh players…

 

[BlueInsomniac]

 

[BlueRockape]

Crystal meth and crack are a very potent combination

Bet a pound to a pinch of shit he is Irish or part

 

[supercity88]

I'm finally understanding what these famous European nights under the lights at Anfield are all about. I thought it was a myth. The usual dipper hype. But after seeing them lose 5-2 to Real Madrid and then 3-0 to Atalanta I can see it really is the hardest place in Europe to go.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You all laugh now

But tomorrow, Sky will bite back

All reports will be about Everton should be relegated and a team with 115 charges.... No mention of Atalanta

They will sink without trace...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Who Dares Means More.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Unfortunately that will give them a chest of £250 M plus to spend and we all know how long the Coutinho money lasted.

Not a chance.

Their owners are not billionaires for nowt!

Their new manager may see half of that I reckon.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Surprised to see the result as they didn’t seem to be flagging last night…

 

[Crooked_rain]

A perfect analogy for his time there, promise the absolute world, deliver the bare minimum.

Great song from a great band.

Might have a Pixies binge today

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Who Dares Means More.

Who dat over dere means more lah

Couldn't get the tickets for Dublin anyway

 

[jimharri]

Especially after 25 pints of Lambrini, a face full of kebab meat and missing a few teeth after a fight.

Yeah; but enough about @schfc6 ,what about the scouse lady?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Interesting that Amorin has come out and said that he hasn’t spoken to any teams about any jobs next season. Klopp will be gone in around 7 weeks, if they’ve known he was leaving since November why haven’t they got anyone appointed and lined up to start the planning for next season in place?

 

[mexico1970]

Cunts wont recover from this, quad isn't on and his farewell season looks like another abomination :)

 

[mancboy]

Interesting that Amorin has come out and said that he hasn’t spoken to any teams about any jobs next season. Klopp will be gone in around 7 weeks, if they’ve known he was leaving since November why haven’t they got anyone appointed and lined up to start the planning for next season in place?

maybe the anfield job isnt as attractive as the press wold have you believe

 

[hertsblue]

Genuinely forgot they were playing last night. I saw it was 1-0 at half time but until i saw the score this morning i had totally forgotten about last night games.
The highest rating comment on BBC is:
A bit different when you ain’t got premier league officials on your side with 1387 likes and 338 dislikes.

Seems its just not us who see how they are treated on and off the pitch in the PL