United Thread - 2023/24

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Happy Slippy G 10th Anniversary


He tells a good story except they havent got a clue who won the title that year.
 
Happy Slippy G 10th Anniversary


He tells a good story except they havent got a clue who won the title that year.
Whoever posted it is likely being incredibly juvenile and ignoring us because of 115 or just being a dick. Hence saying Chelsea were champions (even though they finished behind Liverpool)
 
Luck? To achieve what? Even with all of the above they still languish in mid table.

The rags have been ‘lucky’ enough to witness this:

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Replace pain with luck bud. City have destroyed their legacy.
Yeah I appreciate what you're saying, but no amount of City success can diminish my hatred for the scum and this season in particular they're sheer good fortune has been infuriating to witness, getting outplayed week in week out yet scraping undeserved one goal wins.

If there was any justice they really should be 6th from bottom not 6th from top.
 
Yeah I appreciate what you're saying, but no amount of City success can diminish my hatred for the scum and this season in particular they're sheer good fortune has been infuriating to witness, getting outplayed week in week out yet scraping undeserved one goal wins.

If there was any justice they really should be 6th from bottom not 6th from top.
This, so many unjust points and the funny thing 2 of their best players have been Slabhead and McFoulalot and they were desperate to sell both last summer
 
This, so many unjust points and the funny thing 2 of their best players have been Slabhead and McFoulalot and they were desperate to sell both last summer
Yep, even that illustrates how ten Hag is running on pure good luck rather than managerial know how and good judgement.

As you say, two players he was happy to let go at the start of the season have turned out to be probably their two best players.

Like I've said previously 'if you can't be good, be lucky' really does sum up united under ten Hag this season.
 
St Marcus not happy with the "abuse" he's been receiving. Pay me 300k per week and you can abuse me all you want.
He's a one-dimensional Championship-level player at best, but because he's a rag the press will not have a negative word said against him. But he's whinging about the abuse he gets because most of us see the overrated show pony for what he is.

The rags one and only tactic seems to be to hit it long to the Gash and let him run with it. Now, I wonder if ten bob knows other managers are well up on his extremely limited football knowledge and have found a way to negate the 'long-ball-to-Gash tactic?' Because that is all they have: it's their plan A, plan B and plan C - Fat Sam football.

If the self-centred wanker is unhappy on £300,000 a week, is he aware there are working people out there struggling to pay their bills and feed their kids?
 
He's a one-dimensional Championship-level player at best, but because he's a rag the press will not have a negative word said against him. But he's whinging about the abuse he gets because most of us see the overrated show pony for what he is.

The rags one and only tactic seems to be to hit it long to the Gash and let him run with it. Now, I wonder if ten bob knows other managers are well up on his extremely limited football knowledge and have found a way to negate the 'long-ball-to-Gash tactic?' Because that is all they have: it's their plan A, plan B and plan C - Fat Sam football.

If the self-centred wanker is unhappy on £300,000 a week, is he aware there are working people out there struggling to pay their bills and feed their kids?
Not having this ' one and only tactic' is to hit it long for Him to chase , they do have an alternative ...hit it long for Garnacho to chase
 
Manchester United ……………. France forward Anthony Martial, 28, among the players no longer part of the club's plans. (Football Insider)


One touted as the new Thierry Henry but ended up as the new Lenny Henry except he is much funnier.
Has he still got that Balon D'Or clause in his contract. Could cost united a FORTUNE one day that!
 
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