United Thread - 2023/24

[Betterdeedthan red]

Is there a reason that squad can't win the league.
I can see 24 for a start

 

[ninjamonkey]

Villa point tonight will make it mathematically impossible for united to make top 4 with 4 games remaining. Laughing stock!

What a time we are living in. Keep it coming.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

So basically the answer was yes he’s hanging on for a pay off?
No I probably wouldn’t walk away from a large pay off. :-) :-)

He seems the type of bloke that can’t see that he is at least part of the problem. He seems to think he’s doing a good job.

He’s right. :-)

 

[southamptonblue]

Any of you that will be driving anywhere near the Trafford area tonight, please be extra vigilant.....the rag team bus will be reversing around a corner at great speed.
You're welcome for the warning ;)

 

[MellowJoe]

Useless red fuckers cost me about £300 quid today on my accumulation bet. As if I could hate them even more

 

[Vienna_70]

I genuinely think ten Hag might be one of the worst Premier League managers ever.

I can’t remember another manager ever having a team this clueless and shit after 2 whole seasons with preseasons.

Most get fired 18 months ago, but United keeping on with him has really allowed him to showcase a level of managerial incompetence that’s rarely seen.

The question is, can UMS and Rat-cliffe afford to fire him?

 

[PragueBlue]

Is there a reason that squad can't win the league.
I can see 24 for a start

I counted 25.

 

[Blueknows]

Villa point tonight will make it mathematically impossible for united to make top 4 with 4 games remaining. Laughing stock!

What a time we are living in. Keep it coming.

The only way they can qualify for the europa now is if they finish 6th , if they manged to win the fa cup (impossible I know) and finished lower than 6th the europa place goes to 6th place so its looking more likely the conference for them

 

[Vienna_70]

Let's hope he stays .
He came second in the fa cup last year.
Don't you know

And gave us a game for 12 seconds.

 

[Vienna_70]

The manager?

 

[Eccles Blue]

He seems the type of bloke that can’t see that he is at least part of the problem. He seems to think he’s doing a good job.

He’s right. :-)

He’s doing a great job…..for us. He’s keeping us amused and a laugh a day keeps the Doctor away! :-)

 

[inchy14]

I can see 25!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Useless red fuckers cost me about £300 quid today on my accumulation bet. As if I could hate them even more

You should know better by now!

 

[Eccles Blue]

I really wanted Vinnie’s lot to beat them but I guess a draw is as good. (Although not for Vinnie). :-)

 

[discopop]

Just to think Tony Martial has cost them approximately £120 million. Fucking absolute muppets.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

These lot are just a harmless punchline now, brilliant stuff.

We’re not even playing the same sport anymore.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

With buys like hoijland, mount and antony this season.... No wonder they are shite...
There was 4 senior players that needed outing before anyone came in. Their buys were dreadful...

Bring on the 25th!!!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

The thing that’s so mind-boggling is that after all the money, all the changes, and all the hype . . . they’ve gone backwards. When you try to wrap your head around it it’s just astounding. It seems almost impossible. All the yammering about how “you could put a monkey in charge of City and they way they spend they’d win.” FFS you could literally put anyone in charge of that shitshow and they’d do the same.

It really is extraordinary irony.

 

[GSW Blue]

To be fair there were times today when they made Burnley look ordinary.

 

[mosssideblue]

The only way they can qualify for the europa now is if they finish 6th , if they manged to win the fa cup (impossible I know) and finished lower than 6th the europa place goes to 6th place so its looking more likely the conference for them

And the conference is too good for them