United Thread - 2023/24

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Sky sports transfer headlines........the famous Man yooooooo's Summer transfer fire sale deals include the following BOGOF offers:
1) Buy Anthony get Sancho free
2) Buy Lindelof get Maguire free
3) Buy Jonny Evans get Rasford free
Sadly, Sir scruffy Jim has confirmed they have received no offers so far for these Utd legends.
 
Yet the media had it in there heads that they where suddenly back because they qualified for the CL and wonba trophy when us in the real world could see the real picture.

A club that has sat in a false posistion for two years on the back of bent decisions honestly they shouldnt be anywhere near the top 10.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Once again trying to be City.

Scruffy Jim: Well done lads you’ve reached the cup final made loads of money and now we can go out and buy some decent players!
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Seems they're trying to be like City again, this time at a cup final....shades of the Bobby dead man walking situation for Poundland and the players.
 
Restricted blue said:
1) Buy Anthony get Sancho free
2) Buy Lindelof get Maguire free
3) Buy Jonny Evans get Rasford free
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"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free!"
 
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The pisscan is still pulling the strings there, so they will sell all of them and make an incredible profit. You wait, Steve Bruce will magically reappear in the managerial merry-go-round and he'll take half of them to whatever club is stupid enough to employ him.
 
fathellensbellend said:
www.dailymail.co.uk

FA Cup Final tickets for a FIVER! Man Utd subsidise seats for U16s

EXCLUSIVE: Young Man United fans will be able to attend the FA Cup Final for as little as £5. Mail Sport understands that the club will offer a £30 subsidy to Under 16s for the May 25 showpiece.
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That’s actually a decent gesture but you know that if it was us doing it instead we’d be getting stick off all the thick cunts in their fanbase saying it’s because we can’t sell out or some such bollocks.
 
I remember Solskjær being asked what was the reason for their recent down turn in results.
"Well we haven't been getting many penalties lately for sure...so there is that"
It was lost on him what he was saying!

They had previously got 13 in as nearly the same amount of matches.
They wasn't the most attacking team in the league, so it wasn't that. (we were and had only two)
So either they were diving or the officials/VAR was assisting the wins. Either way, it was direct cheating.

So if any Rag mentions the 115 (unproven) charges, tell them where to go!
 
One of their biggest issues is their stadium, it may be iconic (pass the sick bag) but its ageing and not fit for purpose,now to build a new one will cost many millions (and they need space) I can't see the tax payer stumping up anything to help them out (and nor should we) but that leaves them in a bind because a stadium is much more than a place to play football it serves numerous functions nowadays
 
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