F1 2024 season

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Here we go with Brundle haha into the Gauntlett of celebs and he doesn't know who they are haha

I get the feeling both me and Brundle had absolutely no idea who that blonde bird was he was talking to.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I get the feeling both me and Brundle had absolutely no idea who that blonde bird was he was talking to.

I don't blame you or him. We are all here to watch some racing, fuck the celebs off

 

[jimharri]

So; who's going to claim second place?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Who's this mental middle aged woman he's chatting to now, she looks like she's had a massive line. Something about bathrooms?

 

[BlueMoonday]

Who's this mental middle aged woman he's chatting to now, she looks like she's had a massive line. Something about bathrooms?

To be fair to her, she's a big F1 fan and invests in the F1 academy. Unlike a lot of most other social climbers there she contributes to the sport.

I think this year, he's been told who to approach after last years shit show

 

[Metal Biker]

16... long... minutes... to go

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fucking embarrassing all those TikTok cunts more bothered about filming themselves on the grid rather than being there.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I thought Iron Man was singing the anthem at first.

 

[Metal Biker]

None of you will ever do it better or more memorable than Whitney, so stop trying.

Sing the anthem then fuck off.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Have they dragged this singer bloke from out of the Millstone?

 

[TinFoilHat]

So; who's going to claim second place?

Camila Cabello

 

[Metal Biker]

*sigh* Anyone miss this? This was the "sit your arse down, last chance, the race is about to begin" theme.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Once Max is 4 seconds ahead after turn 7 it's time to watch McLaren V Mercedes battling it out.

 

[jimharri]

Camila Cabello

Who? I'm not watching, by the way (got the Roma vs Juve game on).

*heads off to google*

Hmm; okay, I suppose. I've had better.


And worse!

 

[Metal Biker]

Once Max is 4 seconds ahead after turn 7 it's time to watch McLaren V Mercedes battling it out.

Basically, yet some people choose to turn off...

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who? I'm not watching, by the way (got the Roma vs Juve game on).

*heads off to google*

Hmm; okay, I suppose. I've had better.


And worse!

Walking down the grid wearing a pseudo french maid outfit with a wide on for Hamilton.

 

[jimharri]

*sigh* Anyone miss this? This was the "sit your arse down, last chance, the race is about to begin" theme.

I'll raise you....



Can’t beat a bit of Fleetwood Mac. Coupled with Murray Walker's OTT histrionics.

 

[Metal Biker]

Perez, what the hell was that!? Missiling down into turn 1

 

[Bluemoon dan]

What's the definition of insanity?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Kin hell.

Perez an ants willy away from taking Max out on first corner.