United Thread - 2023/24

[Bluewonder]

Just heard Goldstein on talkSPORT say that they should let the pisscan take charge of them for the FA cup final as a one off game

It went well for him the last time he faced a Guardiola team at Wembley

I think Barca scored more goals than Utd had touches of the ball.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Goldstein is a plastic rag twat who Bobby Charlton fingered and single handedly ruined Soccer AM and knows fuck all about football and should stick to snooker and pool

 

[Nellies left peg]

The Rags on X/Twitter are saying their away support is the best. Lol!

If you think back to the match United fans were quiet for 80 minutes of the game. Palace fans singing can you hear United sing. The odd chant, surprise, surprise, was about City. Then with 10 minutes left the United fans started singing. As for staying until the end and singing, that’s what most away support do when their team is getting battered. We’ve done that plenty of times in the past.

Where were they at the Etihad? They probably had to return to all corners of the Home Counties. It’s closer to Selhurst Park so they have not got far to get home

 

[KentBlue]

I know it's cruel of me, but I keep watching their 4-0 mauling from last night over and over again.
The pleasure it gives me seeing JFE, Casemiro, and that totally incompetent court jester Onana looking helplessly at one another as each goal goes in - truly, my cup runneth over.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I know it's cruel of me, but I keep watching their 4-0 mauling from last night over and over again.
The pleasure it gives me seeing JFE, Casemiro, and that totally incompetent court jester Onana looking helplessly at one another as each goal goes in - truly, my cup runneth over.

I don't think it's cruel at all. In fact I think all blues should watch it purely for the laugh.

 

[madloaf]

Just heard Goldstein on talkSPORT say that they should let the pisscan take charge of them for the FA cup final as a one off game

They should. It'll end like Larry Holmes & Muhammad Ali (I know that was his 2nd last fight - but it works better)

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Just heard Goldstein on talkSPORT say that they should let the pisscan take charge of them for the FA cup final as a one off game

I'm up for beating that **** one last time

 

[jimharri]

Just heard Goldstein on talkSPORT say that they should let the pisscan take charge of them for the FA cup final as a one off game

You could have Pep, Bingo or Ancellotti in charge; that bunch of players is mediocre, whoever is in the dug out.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Only saw the highlights...but the abysmal score for Christian Eriksen supports my view expressed last week that the player is finished.
It's quite sad to see the player who was decent a few years ago, struggle so badly.

Where does that leave Mainooooo who was ambling back admiring Palaces 2nd goal while Eriksen was busting a gut and probably a pacemaker to get back.

 

[jimharri]

Where does that leave Mainooooo who was ambling back admiring Palaces 2nd goal while Eriksen was busting a gut and probably a pacemaker to get back.

Mainoo = Macheda/Januzaj MK II. He'll be at Middlesbrough in 5 years' timem

 

[JASR]

Mainoo = Macheda/Januzaj MK II. He'll be at Middlesbrough in 5 years' timem

Mainoo = Rashford MkII, he’ll be at United for 9+ years time mmmmm!

 

[Tracking back]

Funny how these results always lead to a dissection of the Rag game, rather than the good play from their opponents.

Pampering to the biggest crowd, keeps the money rolling in.

But surely after that performance there won't be any rags tuning in for at least a fortnight.

Sly Sports coverage today will be wall to wall Blues tuning in to join in the mockery.

 

[jimharri]

Mainoo = Rashford MkII, he’ll be at United for 9+ years time mmmmm!

Rashford will be with those lads collecting food under the bridge on match days in a couple of years!

 

[urban genie]

As a fan base these are truly.l the softest, mardest, fragile cunts going

You are 8th and in a cup final you moaning cunts

Grow a pair you sad wankers

 

[abu13]

Mainoo = Rashford MkII, he’ll be at United for 9+ years time mmmmm!

We may laugh but this is part of their problem, in years gone by they had friends of the GPC, former players / coaching staff such as Bruce who would always take the Rags surplus players for decent fees.

This has dried up over the years and they are stuck with their bad buys now.

 

[TravisBickle]

Goldstein is a plastic rag twat who single handedly ruined Soccer AM and knows fuck all about football and should stick to snooker and pool

He knows fuck all about snooker and pool as well!!

 

[Nellies left peg]

He knows fuck all about snooker and pool as well!!

I know but he thinks he does and it would stop him wittering on about the abysmal rags. He’s just a banter merchant who thinks he’s funny

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

It's going to be tough on some of these rag players when Ming the Clueless tells them they're going to be playing in the cup-final.

 

[1961_vintage]

It's going to be tough on some of these rag players when Minge the Clueless tells them they're going to be playing in the cup-final.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He is awful.

But I like him...