United Thread - 2023/24

[sir baconface]

That is truly embarrassing defensive positioning by Maguire for the 2nd.
Not only is he almost in the keepers way he has his back turned,and is no where near the most lethal striker on the planet.
Wow.

And a shoehorn for the next England match..

Think you mean shoo-in.

No, no. A shoehorn is a rigid piece of organic material that has a very limited number of uses. I think that’s exactly what he meant.

 

[jrb]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

 

[mexico1970]

Some excerpts from the redcafe swamp thing :)

It is quite obvious now that the Manager is clueless and out of his depth in the Premier League.

I almost switched the TV off because of the carnage

Was expecting a loss but was hoping for a scrappy game, not this shit

How the feck has it got to the point where I just don't care???

I hate this team. Absolute shit.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

Yes. I’m assuming the back pages have it covered today, I mean it’s far worse than some kids singing stupid songs isn’t it.

 

[BigJoe#1]

This, red card all day long

Agreed, but ain't we glad he didn't get one?

I for one am...... it means he'll be back again next week....... hahahahahaha

 

[give it to gordon]

Serious question here; is "The World's Greatest Club"™ REALLY that far advanced from where they were under "The Chosen One", when they aspired to be like us? That's 10 years ago.

Even when utd were good they were miles behind RM and Barcelona

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

He did.

If you watch when they cut to Erling celebrating you see it. Funnily enough absolute silence from Sky on it

 

[jollylescott]

I know the swamp dwellers have had many detestable players over the years, but surely Antony must be in the top 10 in that category.

I don’t see any redeeming features. He’s a bang average player, with the petulance of a toddler going through the terrible two year old phase. There are allegations of domestic violence, and a face that screams a really unpleasant personality.

If I was a rag supporter I couldn’t bear watching him play.

 

[mancboy]

It was funny when sky kept mentioning Haaland and Hojlund in the same sentence like it was some competition.

The only thing they have in common is they're big Scandinavian lads with blonde hair. One of them is the best goalscorer in world football and the other hasn't scored goal in the league yet.

Although to be fair to the lad, his team are absolutely useless going forward unless it's some counter attack now and again. They seem to be unable to create anything from any other attacking scenario that it would be very difficult for him to show if he's a decent striker or not. Even if he is decent, good luck showing it regularly in that team.

being fair to the lad he was clean through and allowed john stones to get back at him and then still missed

 

[BigJoe#1]

Looks like Lardy stomach in the white is throwing something… surely a stadium ban.... and the fellah in black on the front row..... looks like an undercover agent finding it hard to supress his delight. Dressed well for the mission.

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

.... and the fellah in black on the front row..... looks like an undercover agent finding it hard to supress his delight. Dressed well for the mission.