Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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Debaser said:
We as a club should not do anything like this when pep leaves, just a nice Manc loud exhale, a tap on you thigh and a "right, I'd best be off, see you later" is more than enough.
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Too much. A few quid behind a bar for a few light refreshments will suffice!!
 
RadcliffeRick said:
Too much. A few quid behind a bar for a few light refreshments will suffice!!
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Yup.. After the last game, present him and t't Missus with a boxed set of sherry glasses (Waterford crystal, of course.. and to be engraved later, should The Peps so desire) before locking up? Perhaps a few mixed sandwiches to pass round the Snug? And then Pep can leave a pint in the taps for everyone when they're ready before saying 'Right then, lads and lasses, taxi's outside, we've got a plane to catch'.. that ought to be sufficient, surely? No need to go over the top with these things, is there?
 
It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?
 
KentBlue said:
It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?
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Edit, tried to link a Facebook video but wouldn't work, anyone else give it a shot?
 
Sometimes living so far away you forget how much you dislike Scousers then you have an utter shitshow like Klippity leaving and it all comes flooding back!!
 
KentBlue said:
It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?
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Not just Like - Grade A Premium Like
 
mexico1970 said:
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FFS!!!
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Brilliant. There was a Far Side cartoon of ‘The Many Moods of the Irish Setter’, all identically grinning with its tongue out. This one is more ‘How Will You Remember the Human Horse?’

Top right is beyond creepy. Imagine waking up and seeing that.
 
The scousers can’t get over the shock of his announcement. Came out of nowhere and still under contract. Also mid season announcement. Bit strange. At least we know when Pep is going.
 
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