Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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We as a club should not do anything like this when pep leaves, just a nice Manc loud exhale, a tap on you thigh and a "right, I'd best be off, see you later" is more than enough.
Too much. A few quid behind a bar for a few light refreshments will suffice!!
 
Too much. A few quid behind a bar for a few light refreshments will suffice!!
Yup.. After the last game, present him and t't Missus with a boxed set of sherry glasses (Waterford crystal, of course.. and to be engraved later, should The Peps so desire) before locking up? Perhaps a few mixed sandwiches to pass round the Snug? And then Pep can leave a pint in the taps for everyone when they're ready before saying 'Right then, lads and lasses, taxi's outside, we've got a plane to catch'.. that ought to be sufficient, surely? No need to go over the top with these things, is there?
 
It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?
 
It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?
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Edit, tried to link a Facebook video but wouldn't work, anyone else give it a shot?
 
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