Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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How long before the first “How Slot is perfect to transform Darwin Nunez into megastar” report comes out?
Times today

Arne Slot announced as Liverpool head coach replacing Jürgen Klopp

 
Fuck me, the absolute desperation over on rawk is mind boggling. Some sad **** has gone out of his/her way to circle empty seats in the ground when Kev is going round the pitch with the trophy. It's unbelievable the pettiness from that shower of cunts
The irony being that **** will almost certainly never have been to Anfield.
 
A great day for football. Now fuck off back to the Fatherland you goofy lying hypocrite.

We have a winner.

The most ungracious fucking sore loser that has ever graced the English game and include fucking bacon chops in that.

The man is a ****, not that fucking good as can be seen from the empty shelves in the dippers trophy cabinet and won’t be fucking missed one bit.

He was a match made in Knotty Ash though for those grieving bastards and their constant victim syndrome.
 
Times today

Arne Slot announced as Liverpool head coach replacing Jürgen Klopp

Is his official title "Chief Turd Polisher"?
 
He hasn't got much to beat Trophy wise.


Note to Arnie - The to do list.
1. Say how tickled you are as a lifelong Liverpool fan Mrs.
2. Do a couple of nice charidee things/light many candles - make sure everyone knows about it - especially The Echo.
3. Never mention Heysel.
4. Talk incessantly about the Boot Room.
5. Tell us how "special" the KOP is - oh so intelligent they are.
6. Say you can't compete with the cheating 115 Club.
7. Break the British Transfer Record with the remaining Coutinho money. Unfortunately it's a million short as we had to pay off 115 when we got caught .. er .. cheating.
9. Moan and whinge about fixtures, pitch sizes, grass heights, line widths.
10. Tell everyone you have the best players in the World - but then win very little.
11. Make a massive **** of yourself.

You'll fit in just fine.
Don’t forget the wreath laying
 
Their desire for a Shanklyesque messiah just shows the levels of delusion the thick fuckers have. He is nowhere near the pantheon of greats like Shankly,Paisley, Dalglish and even Houlier.

The sore losing **** will not be missed, he is a graceless twat. Fuck him
 
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