The Conservative Party

[bluethrunthru]

What are the odds on King Charles' life expectancy now?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Why wasn’t the cat let in?
Sat on the doorstep then had to jump up to the window.
Shocking.

Just show those heartless tory bastards what they truly are.

 

[TinFoilHat]

What are the odds on King Charles' life expectancy now?

If Rishi has the Truss touch he's a gonna by Friday!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vic]

It's ironic how the fortuitous one regurgitates the No Labour Plan line when his own party have had close to 15 years to get the country moving, and have produced jack shit.

No plan? I wouldn't trust any of these lot to change a lightbulb.

Labour has no plan, says man getting soaked after deciding to announce an election in the street rather than in Parliament.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Labour has no plan, says man getting soaked after deciding to announce an election in the street rather than in Parliament.

I heard a reporter tonight saying that being drowned out by Things Can Only Get Better whilst being actually drowned because the concept of a brolly is alien is something even Labour couldn't have hoped for until it actually happened. Tonight he has a "rally" - no questions and surrounded by the cabinet and SKY News were laughing that as their reporter was walking around outside he had a personal security guard following him in shot there to physically prevent him from entering the venue.

 

[bluethrunthru]

that debacle basically wrote tomorrows front pages

This

Redirect Notice

with the tag line

WASHED UP

I was damn close

Daily Mirror Front Page 23rd of May 2024 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

The Daily Mirror's front page features a drenched Rishi Sunak post-election announcement, dubbing the prime minister as "drown and out".

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

 

[bluethrunthru]

Westminsters Susan Hall lol

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Well, I didn’t see that coming!! What a fucking shambles, announcing the election in the rain, with Steve Bray blasting out “things can happen not get better” in the background
July the 4th is actually the day I leave the UK, at least I can hope it’ll be better next time I visit!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Democracy - overrated

 

[remember arthur mann]

If Rishi has the Truss touch he's a gonna by Friday!

Just hope the cnut gets pneumonia.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Could Sunak prorogue Parliament to stave off any leadership contest?

It’d be apt if he did.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Could Sunak prorogue Parliament to stave off any leadership contest?

It’d be apt if he did.

Oh ! Prorogue.

 

[Vic]

Well, I didn’t see that coming!! What a fucking shambles, announcing the election in the rain, with Steve Bray blasting out “things can happen not get better” in the background
July the 4th is actually the day I leave the UK, at least I can hope it’ll be better next time I visit!

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[bluethrunthru]

 

[babyape]

 

[TinFoilHat]

Tories being lying bastards shocker.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

So, with no flights taking place, what will happen to all those refugees locked away??

No Rwanda flights before election, says Rishi Sunak

The prime minister had been expected to get a first flight off before polling day on 4 July.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[law74]

So, with no flights taking place, what will happen to all those refugees locked away??

No Rwanda flights before election, says Rishi Sunak

The prime minister had been expected to get a first flight off before polling day on 4 July.

www.bbc.co.uk

Fruit and vegetables picked for this year sorted.