Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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bigA said:
All these scouse cunts who keep bleating about how we should give them the titles we won by "cheating", here's one for them. They won their Champions League games by "cheating". How come they will say. Simple, the pitch dimension for all senior UEFA competitions have a MINIMUM size of 105m x 68m. Anfields pitch dimensions are 101m x 68m, therefore they fall below the minimum standards required for the competition. That is why Anfield has not been considered as a venue for Euro 2028 matches as the pitch dimensions fall foul of UEFA's regulations

They've played all those "historic and glorious" matches on a pitch 4 metres too short, including a victory in a quarter final against us. If this would have been City winning at the Etihad with that sized pitch, you can put your mortgage on those scouse twats getting the measuring tapes out and crying to UEFA demanding us thrown out of the competition for cheating.
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Charge 116.
 
freshie said:
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……..one in Kualalumpur, one in Barcelona, one in Paris, one in Timbuktu, one in Caracas, one in Saigon, one in Vladivostok, one in Moscow…….
and we can get away with just 2 or 3 in England. All banking will be done in the Caymans.
 
The cult won’t be happy.

Death threats incoming to Paul.

Sir Paul McCartney has announced his first UK tour dates since 2018, with shows in Manchester and London this December.
 
A great and refreshingly honest start by Arne. Not that it would have gone down well in Oslo and Dublin.

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Oldham Exile said:
Personally - I suspect it was the money
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He'll undergo intensive cult conversation training and the red smoke will appear at Klanfield as he's greeted on the pitch on another stage managed welcome where he his cult training will come to the fore as he promises he will make Tront the new Cryuff.
 
TinFoilHat said:
He'll undergo intensive cult conversation training and the red smoke will appear at Klanfield as he's greeted on the pitch on another stage managed welcome where he his cult training will come to the fore as he promises he will make Tront the new Cryuff.
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In his fucking dreams!
 
jrb said:
The cult won’t be happy.

Death threats incoming to Paul.

Sir Paul McCartney has announced his first UK tour dates since 2018, with shows in Manchester and London this December.
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Liverpool's shitty tin pot arena only holds 11,000.

McCartney wouldn't get out of bed and break out the hair dye for 11,000.

The Beatles couldn't wait to get away at the first opportunity. They named their airport after Lennon, a guy who moved his closest relatives to Weymouth as soon as he had the money, such as his aunt who raised him. The fella never went back to Liverpool for about the last 15 years of his life. Ironic they named the airport after him when he clearly had no desire to fly there.
 
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Crooked_rain said:
Liverpool's shitty tin pot arena only holds 11,000.

McCartney wouldn't get out of bed and break out the hair dye for 11,000.

The Beatles couldn't wait to get away at the first opportunity. They named their airport after Lennon, a guy who moved his closest relatives to Weymouth as soon as he had the money, such as his aunt who raised him. The fella never went back to Liverpool for about the last 15 years of his life. Ironic they named the airport after him when he clearly had no desire to fly there.
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thats the amusing thing about most of these professional scousers, the first thing they do when they get any kind of success and money is leave
 
jrb said:
The cult won’t be happy.

Death threats incoming to Paul.

Sir Paul McCartney has announced his first UK tour dates since 2018, with shows in Manchester and London this December.
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They will be even more annoyed when they find out that us Cityzens have an exclusive presale window to buy tickets from 10am this morning. I might just sign up to RAWK to break the news to them!
 
tweety said:
One title in 35 years against our 8 over the same time frame. Not in the conversation.
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I am too hot with the heat, and boredom pre Engeeerrland game, and really cba, but how many First Div titles did they win? I seem to recall a few in the 70s/ 80s. Which makes it all the more odd that they didn't manage to * covid / VAR win the PL 30 until years after its' inception....!!
 
69FACUPfinal said:
I am too hot with the heat, and boredom pre Engeeerrland game, and really cba, but how many First Div titles did they win? I seem to recall a few in the 70s/ 80s. Which makes it all the more odd that they didn't manage to * covid / VAR win the PL 30 until years after its' inception....!!
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The no back pass rule put a stop to their shenanigans.
 
TinFoilHat said:
He'll undergo intensive cult conversation training and the red smoke will appear at Klanfield as he's greeted on the pitch on another stage managed welcome where he his cult training will come to the fore as he promises he will make Tront the new Cryuff.
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Jordi?
 
TinFoilHat said:
He'll undergo intensive cult conversation training and the red smoke will appear at Klanfield as he's greeted on the pitch on another stage managed welcome where he his cult training will come to the fore as he promises he will make Tront the new Cryuff.
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You're right and the training has kicked in already. Extract from recent Slot interview:

"I think these clubs like Feyenoord and Liverpool, from what I saw of it, it just means a bit more for the fans, it just means a bit more..."
 
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