Jay Slater | Inquest begins (P173)

[Phil1]

No mate just enjoying the sun, talking to people, reading my book and relaxing.

You’ve done well to escape with your life ya crazy fool!!!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

No mate just enjoying the sun, talking to people, reading my book and relaxing.

Yeah, you weren't looking for trouble, therefore trouble had no reason to come looking for you.

 

[Sale Moor Blue]

Yeah, you weren't looking for trouble, therefore trouble had no reason to come looking for you.

Yep
I stay in coasta adeje
Beautiful place. Went running in the mornings, relaxed and at the hotel in the afternoon.

 

[bluemick1]

Lovely lad, salt of the earth, wouldn’t dream of hurting anyone. Lovely girl who he was with in Tenerife, wouldn’t dream of selling drugs.
Karma

 

[Sale Moor Blue]

You’ve done well to escape with your life ya crazy fool!!!

I ran marathons so they'd never catch me!
Although I wouldn't attempt the trek from masca to Los Cristianos !!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I ran marathons so they'd never catch me!
Although I wouldn't attempt the trek from masca to Los Cristianos !!!

Hard to run when you’ve been kneecapped though.

 

[Sale Moor Blue]

Hard to run when you’ve been kneecapped though.

True!!

 

[BlueHammer85]

Lovely lad, salt of the earth, wouldn’t dream of hurting anyone. Lovely girl who he was with in Tenerife, wouldn’t dream of selling drugs.
Karma

Lovely bloke getting all giddy and excited over a potential death of a teenage kid whom you know nothing about.

 

[bluemick1]

Lovely bloke getting all giddy and excited over a potential death of a teenage kid whom you know nothing about.

Lovely bloke getting all giddy and excited over a potential death of a teenage kid whom you know nothing about.

And I suppose you know him then.

 

[Phil1]

Hard to run when you’ve been kneecapped though.

Fun fact. 90% of those going missing over there get in cars willingly and it’s only halfway up Teide they realise they may have fucked up. No need for kneecapping. :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Lovely bloke getting all giddy and excited over a potential death of a teenage kid whom you know nothing about.

He knows he got away with caving a blokes head in with machetes and golf clubs

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Looby_Blue]

The scrote is either in a shallow grave, swimming with the fishes or in a safe house cellar, strapped to a hobby horse whilst having large hot things inserted.

 

[splinter]

I must say I'm glad smartphones and social media wasn't around in the 90s..its a fucking strange old world for these kids now. I guess this AI bollocks will take it to a new level

 

[Scottyboi]

Crazy how a 19 year old lads disappearence has become one big meme and a joke online. Don't think I've seen it this bad before, regardless of his alleged past I hope he turns up alive, no parents should ever have to go through this.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This thread has truly descended into parody. Between the guy who thinks that having two friends who are girls means you're gay, to the guy that thinks that kids need counselling before maths to the guy that thinks that being raised poor and surviving means that anyone can do it. Please keep it going old fuckers. This has classic thread written all over it.

Btw - he's defintely been pecked to death by canaries.

Made me laugh anyways..........

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He knows he got away with caving a blokes head in with machetes and golf clubs

Is he the caddy?

 

[Stephen230]

Crazy how a 19 year old lads disappearence has become one big meme and a joke online. Don't think I've seen it this bad before, regardless of his alleged past I hope he turns up alive, no parents should ever have to go through this.

To be fair I think most of the jokes are at the expense of the Facebook detectives rather than people actually laughing at the prospect that a young lad is more than likely brown bread.

 

[Scottyboi]

To be fair I think most of the jokes are at the expense of the Facebook detectives rather than people actually laughing at the prospect that a young lad is more than likely brown bread.

You should see the state of tik tok.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Yep
I stay in coasta adeje
Beautiful place. Went running in the mornings, relaxed and at the hotel in the afternoon.

If you stay there, and keep on 'that side' of the area, then you'll have no issues at all.

Costa Adeje, Del Duque and up to La Caleta are nice parts of the island.

Unfortunately, if you get the coach back to the airport, you have to pick the riff raff up on the way, and you can see a huge change in the characters that stay in Las Americas and Los Cristianos.

Had some great holidays there as a kid, but wouldn't stay there now if it was offered as a freebie.