United Thread | 2024/25

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[Vienna_70]

Bless him!

Only if they’ve put a trampoline in the gym.

 

[bluethrunthru]

That has to be a blue. Rooney couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery.

Looking at the size of him I suspect he could

 

[Asa's left peg]

That has to be a blue. Rooney couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery.

No. Don't you see! It's a brilliant call. The experience. The overhead shin.
The experience of dealing with overage ... er ... er ...senior citizens.
It's got everything.

 

[Kompany Car]

Amended :-)
Still no fu*king chance

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Lol 2082 maybe and then im not so sure. Genius move from Berrada, jam tomorrow approach, stops them getting their hopes up, by which time he has a wallet full of cash and can probably jack it all in.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Also, for all you gymnasts out there. How do you bounce back around a corner.

 

[cityontheup]

Poor Saaed is off on one calling out Mark Goldfish

Well he is right about one thing……he is a prick

 

[Bald fraud]

100% mate. I can only assume it’s a directive from the club.

It definitely is! Ferguson would never refer to us by name. Always “our neighbours”

 

[mancboy]

The thing which hurts the rags the most is that what they are really hoping is the gpc to ride in like a returning hero to save them but what they know is that isnt going to happen as despite his advancing years he knows football has left him behind, he knew that when mancini rocked up and thats why he ran like a scolded dog, the funny thing is the rags STILL havent realised it and thats why theyve been left behind and continue to be.

 

[jollylescott]

Just saw a stat saying that Tottenham have created more XG this season at the swamp, than the scum have lol.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[mancboy]

Poor Saaed is off on one calling out Mark Goldfish

He needs to calm down for his own health tbf

 

[Bald fraud]

If they do go down… it will be interesting after over 50 years, whether they remembered to insert any wage reduction clauses in their player and staff contracts… if not… they could easily go to the wall, if they fail to come back up straight away.

Love to see it. But it would never be allowed to happen

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s Man. City more often than not.

And it winds me up no end.

Manchester up, FFS.

 

[uwerosler28]

Never seen such a over reaction to a home defeat against a top class team, pathetic entitlement.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Scruffy Jim catweazle, the petrochemical polluting tax exile, Berrada & 'tother un, only had one decision to make in the summer....sack ten Bob....and they screwed it.

A great start to the minor shareholders regime of change....they'll be calling for Joel & the Glazer boys to return soon.....its the yewnytid way !!

 

[freshie]

These cunts don't know what heartbreak is

 

[TinFoilHat]

Gary Chuckle rimming Southgate on his podcast.

I reckon it's a done deal.

 

[Frank the Yank]

I've just taken a look at their PL results so far. Who have they actually played that would be considered a difficult opponent? They got a ropey, barely deserved win against Fulham, thanks to a late goal by Zirkzee. Then they lost at Brighton, again due to a late goal (karma?). Next, they got dicked by This Means More. Following that, they won 3-0 at Southampton. Wow. They drew at Palace last weekend, and got violated today by Spurs. So, they've really only played one genuine top 4 team so far. Spurs? Nah. You never know what Spurs is going to turn up; I can't see them challenging for a top 4 spot. Spurs, I mean! The rags have amassed 2 wins and a draw from a set of six fixtures that included Fulham, Brighton, Saints and Palace. They'll do very well to qualify for the Europa League next season.

*edit* And they've apparently lost 8 of their last 20 home PL games. We haven't lost at home, in any competition, in nearly two years.


#Levels

In the late win vs Fulham they were gash and Fulham had chances. It was life and death.

In the win vs Southampton the Saints were all over them in the first 20 minutes and missed a penalty to go 0-1 up.

They get dicked by Liverpool and today vs Spuds. They are actually punching above their weight in the league. They can’t play Barnsley every week!!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Bless him!

There's something about Ten Rag I find really unsettling. I think it's his slightly pointy beard, he looks like a villain from Scooby Doo or something.