Media discussion - 2024/25

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A story from the DM that warms the cockles in the two varying situations at the Manchester clubs. Very Swales playbook from the rags this time.
Imagine the scenario, Scruffy Jim going up the aisle like daft Donald asking for spare cash then getting the packed lunches (made by Tent Pegs missus ) out so they don't have to pay for in-flight meals. Sipping his tap water he peruses his spread sheet to see how much they could save charging ex managers / players for match day tickets. At the airport baggage carousel he grabs his tent and begins his long walk to the nearest campsite to the bollox dor venue.
 
Record attendance at their own stadium not the national stadium. If spurs claim that then they are clutching at straws imo.
Our record morphed from biggest home attendance to biggest attendance at home stadium, so to say it’s never been beaten can’t be strictly correct or the record would have always been claimed as the latter.
 
Our record morphed from biggest home attendance to biggest attendance at home stadium, so to say it’s never been beaten can’t be strictly correct or the record would have always been claimed as the latter.
Imagine being a club with a stadium, whose record attendance figure, didn’t involve themselves.

It’s always a good wind-up, when united fans talk about attendances.

Moi: ‘Bet you can’t tell me the team that played at Old Trafford when it had its highest attendance?’
Idiot: ‘huh , with you saying that, I bet it’s City?’
Moi: ‘nope’
Idiot: ‘oh ok, so Liverpool then?’
Moi: ‘nope’
Idiot: ‘Arsenal? Chelsea? Leeds? Everton?’
Moi: ‘you’ll not get it, so I’ll help out , it was Wolves’
Idiot: ‘wolves, wow ok, well it shows united are the big pull’
Moi: ‘err, hang on, this is a 2 part question, what was the other team that played against wolves?’
Idiot: ‘huh? United, what you talking about?!?’
Moi: ‘nope, it was Grimsby. Your highest attendance at old Trafford didn’t involve you, it involved wolves, and Grimsby… imagine having a record attendance at your own stadium, that doesn’t involve you… and involves… Grimsby. No wonder you cling to the emptihad gibe bollox, it’s just embarrassing mate’
 
Imagine being a club with a stadium, whose record attendance figure, didn’t involve themselves.

It’s always a good wind-up, when united fans talk about attendances.

Moi: ‘Bet you can’t tell me the team that played at Old Trafford when it had its highest attendance?’
Idiot: ‘huh , with you saying that, I bet it’s City?’
Moi: ‘nope’
Idiot: ‘oh ok, so Liverpool then?’
Moi: ‘nope’
Idiot: ‘Arsenal? Chelsea? Leeds? Everton?’
Moi: ‘you’ll not get it, so I’ll help out , it was Wolves’
Idiot: ‘wolves, wow ok, well it shows united are" thee big pull’
Moi: ‘err, hang on, this is a 2 part question, what was the other team that played against wolves?’
Idiot: ‘huh? United, what you talking about?!?’
Moi: ‘nope, it was Grimsby. Your highest attendance at old Trafford didn’t involve you, it involved wolves, and Grimsby… imagine having a record attendance at your own stadium, that doesn’t involve you… and involves… Grimsby. No wonder you cling to the emptihad gibe bollox, it’s just embarrassing mate’
I've caught a few of the plastic no nowts with that one down the years.
Their highest ever "home" attendance wasn't even in their own stadium either.
 
Imagine the scenario, Scruffy Jim going up the aisle like daft Donald asking for spare cash then getting the packed lunches (made by Tent Pegs missus ) out so they don't have to pay for in-flight meals. Sipping his tap water he peruses his spread sheet to see how much they could save charging ex managers / players for match day tickets. At the airport baggage carousel he grabs his tent and begins his long walk to the nearest campsite to the bollox dor venue.
That's the clever thing about Scruffy Jim.
He is cutting back everything "for the good of the club"
Bet he doesn't get the Megabus back to Salford from his tex exile chateau though...
 
BBC Verify....I watched Ross Atkins do a couple of pieces on politics prior to Verify setting up and he was I felt really good.

Verify starts and he does something on us, pile of crap full of untruths. I was hoping he'd be on the ball but, like the rest of them, only when it suits.
Absolutely, pal.

Btw, do BBC Sport articles have “Verify” them too or is it just BBC News?
 
this is just Unbelievable, a Journalist to basically say that Wenger who until now is known to be one of the people who changed football in England to say he is stupid , its just.....

 
this is just Unbelievable, a Journalist to basically say that Wenger who until now is known to be one of the people who changed football in England to say he is stupid , its just.....



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Wenger's intelligence and opinions have always been consistently stupid, it's just that he said them in a French accent, grew up in a small French village/coffee shop and was cosmopolitan so the pathetic journos fell about themselves trying to paint him as some philosopher.

Sam Allardyce has done 5 times more for the progression of sports science, of data analysis and performance analysis, in this country than Arsene Wenger ever did but he looks and sounds like he drinks Tetleys and likes a big lad up top so nobody seems to know
 
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Wenger's intelligence and opinions have always been consistently stupid, it's just that he said them in a French accent, grew up in a small French village/coffee shop and was cosmopolitan so the pathetic journos fell about themselves trying to paint him as some philosopher.

Sam Allardyce has done 5 times more for the progression of sports science, of data analysis and performance analysis, in this country than Arsene Wenger ever did but he looks and sounds like he drinks Tetleys and likes a big lad up top so nobody seems to know
Whatever this tits thoughts he's managed to play the little Englander card too with the gratuitous use of French a couple of times in that piece.
 
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