United Thread | 2024/25

[jimharri]

He's catching up with the Portuguese Ponce.

You mean, "the other Portuguese ponce"?

 

[Bluekiwi]

Vietnam Dong??

Many, many years ago one of my bosses worked in Samoa - he often said that dustbin lids had more value that their currency.

 

[jrb]

When do United get relegated from the PL for a similar reason, and for making operating loses running into hundreds of millions 3 years in a row?

Lyon.

 

[city986]

Having just watched the tyson fight, somebody past it over the hill getting the gig on past glory is just the same as that shite outside Manchester. You should know when your past your sell bye date now do one scum

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Rashford is back

 

[I'm With Stupid]

That can't be real, surely? No-one is that much of a twat.

 

[Keeper!]

 

[Shirley]

Is this the same rashford who fought for free school meals and is that his mbe around his neck?

 

[jacko74]

When do United get relegated from the PL for a similar reason, and for making operating loses running into hundreds of millions 3 years in a row?

Lyon.

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Ever increasing debt, continual operating losses and hiding their accounts away in the Cayman Islands... Move along folks, nothing to see here.

 

[waspish]

Must of cost him a fortune to pay for the media over there to show any interest in the loser

 

[Vienna_70]

Gary Pallister is a massive bulge.
And a rag ****.

And a member of the expensively assembled rag shower that "played" in the Maine Road Massacre.

 

[Blueboy73]

And a member of the expensively assembled rag shower that embarrassed themselves and their shit club in the Maine Road Massacre.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Blueboy73]

Oh dear, what a twat!
I mean Lord Fishfingers of Trafford Borough not you JTU!

 

[Blue Maverick]

Must of cost him a fortune to pay for the media over there to show any interest in the loser

Everything that is wrong in the world and overpaid underachieving person, wants people to give up their cash for the homeless yet could probably feed them for a year with what he’s wearing. He’s not the only one btw.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Ever increasing debt, continual operating losses and hiding their accounts away in the Cayman Islands... Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Would that we could......

 

[Vienna_70]

Edited for accuracy

An excellent edit.

I doff my cap!

 

[Vienna_70]

I thought it was Huggy Bear.

One for the FOCs.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Is this the same rashford who fought for free school meals and is that his mbe around his neck?

Was he not picked for England even with all the players pulling out or has he got the rags 5 day injury bug?

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Lay off the ‘boy’ he’s only 27. Contracted to 2028 (when he will be 31) on a reported £325k per week and with an enviable Prem goal record of one every 3.2 games.
When he signed his improved contract, this belter from the scum official site: “….working with Eric Ten Bob and coaches he is in the perfect environment to continue to develop into one of the best attacking players in the world.”
We might bemoan a dud or two but this guy takes the fish fingers doesn’t he?

 

[waspish]

Rashford has achieved fuck all and when his contract runs out he be off to Saudi for more easy life and rake in 100 of millions