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"Eddie the Eagle", Pete and Heston?
Reminds of Rodney’s wedding in Only Fools and Horses when Rodney’s middle name of Charlton is revealed and everyone cracks up during the service.

Marlene: I didn’t know Rodney’s middle name was Charlton
Del Boy: Yeah mum was a big fan
Marlene: Charlton Heston?
Del Boy: No, Charlton Athletic
 
You’d think that if Soton are going to drag themselves out of the shite, their best chance is against teams with them in the bottom quarter of the PL. A Dibling masterclass and an away win please.
I can't see it though, the vermin have the wind in their sails and Southampton are absolute excrement. Sadly I think the rags will get 3 or 4.
 
Rag tourists already on the tram going to the swamp 7 hours before kickoff

I used to work in Old Trafford, midweek matches resulted in what was like a zombie apocalypse of weird looking 50 year blokes who still live in their mums back bedroom being drawn to the giant cowshed of a stadium.

Used to have great fun pointing them back to Manchester if any were lost.
 
Rag tourists already on the tram going to the swamp 7 hours before kickoff
Wasn't it scruffy Jim's theory that he could build a disneyland in Trafford and people would never leave. He's halfway there already. Imagine travelling all the way from China/USA only to find Lou Macari's chipshop.
 
I used to work in Old Trafford, midweek matches resulted in what was like a zombie apocalypse of weird looking 50 year blokes who still live in their mums back bedroom being drawn to the giant cowshed of a stadium.

Used to have great fun pointing them back to Manchester if any were lost.

Usually very overweight, thick rimmed specs and a wooly hat two sizes too small on their heads. Proper inbred looking cunts
 
Easy win for them tonight. This will be the start of the Amorim revolution......
 
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