The worst football chant?

[Stephen230]

One bonus of no goalkeeper in the Premier League ever hoofing a goal kick as far as they can anymore, is the end of:

You’re shit, Ahhhhh.

Still occasionally heard in tin pot towns with teams in the lower reaches of the league.

 

[jrb]

RIP John.

John Bond we love you…..

 

[madloaf]

champions again..champions again.... I hate it.

 

[The Colonel]

Oi!

…. Curley Wurly

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

“I believe that we, I believe that we will win”

It’s an American ‘chant’ that I’ve heard a few times whilst over the pond. Cringey Numbskulls most of em

 

[mike1923]

‘We’re by far the greatest team the world has ever seen’…

Every few seasons every club in the league ends up with the same version of a shite song. ‘We’ve got super mick artetahhhhhhh he knows exactly what we need’ got on my tits. Was the same with that Allez Allez shite a few years ago

 

[bridgeno1]

That generic song a lot of clubs' fans sing where the formula is;

'{Insert manager's name}'s + {insert home kit colour scheme} + Army'

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

“I believe that we, I believe that we will win”

It’s an American ‘chant’ that I’ve heard a few times whilst over the pond. Cringey Numbskulls most of em

There’s a whole section of yankee MLS songs that are cringe.

 

[Koniec]

Every single chant copied from another team. If you claim to be an ultra and copy songs you have lost one of the main factors behind ultra culture.

And the Poznan can fuck off. As can Poznan. Refuse to do it. Again, fuck Lech Poznan.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I always though the "who's up Mary Brown" chant was unnecessary, no need to take the piss out of true love!!

 

[radcliffe1309]

Come on David Moyes play like Fergies boys, we go wild wild wild.........Pathetic

 

[danielwood5]

Oooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen theeeeeeeeèeeeeeee spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs

That's the one for me, does my head in every time. Whys it sung so bloody slow?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I always though the "who's up Mary Brown" chant was unnecessary, no need to take the piss out of true love!!

To be fair being done to a cockney tune should have had the rags joining in with us.

 

[Cravenvirgin]

City going down with a billion in bank is total horse

 

[Bobby the blue]

One bonus of no goalkeeper in the Premier League ever hoofing a goal kick as far as they can anymore, is the end of:

You’re shit, Ahhhhh.

Still occasionally heard in tin pot towns with teams in the lower reaches of the league.

Resurfaced the other night at Brentford and I must admit I still quite like it. Maybe it’s a 90s thing but I’m all for that little chant.

 

[Blue Calx]

United Road is probably the most embarrassing song i have ever heard. Pitiful.

 

[Blue Calx]

Cant stand the Ya Ya - Kolo Toure song with the fucking stupid up and down shit dancing that goes with it ----There ive said it :)

Agree..it's wank

 

[Platt Lane 59]

The Everton chant.
Don't know how those subtle Scousers managed such clever and witty words ?

 

[Gazza]

Oldham - Ooooo Roger Palmer, Ooooo Roger Palmer

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Ooh Vonky Vonky!
Not one of our finest...

This was a cult classic.