The worst football chant?

[Spurs quarter 69]

Knick Knack Paddy Whack
Absolute shocker.

Georgie Best has got VD quite like it myself

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Georgie Best has got VD quite like it myself

Or Ocean Finance on the phone

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The Play up for Burnley chant does grate when it’s repeated for the hundredth time.

 

[uwerosler28]

By far the greatest team the world has ever seen and its ...... .......FC

 

[uwerosler28]

Who's that lying on the run way has to be a worse ever really, should never have been sung.

 

[Blumooniac]

Ooh Vonky Vonky!
Not one of our finest...

 

[BTH]

"Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that."

 

[Shaggy]

You'll never walk alone

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

That Villa one annoys the fuck out of me.

 

[Donmcfc]

The rags nursery rhymes. Pretty much all of their others are shite.

Play up Pompey used to grate on me but it's unique to them.

Cam on Fulham. Dull.

I think Play up Pompey is unique to them because they are the only team with the nickname Pompey. Similarly Come On You Spurs is unique to Tottenham.

 

[.db.]

Any team that wears yellow who all chant that same generic ‘YEEELLOW YEEELLOW YEEELLOW YEEELLOW’ chant.

 

[Fourinarow]

I think Play up Pompey is unique to them because they are the only team with the nickname Pompey. Similarly Come On You Spurs is unique to Tottenham.

And I don't think any other clubs use the melody Pompey use. I might be wrong. Big Ben chime comes to mind.

Edit* It is used. Example - same old "insert here* always cheating... Etc.

 

[TheGhost]

Not necessarily a chant but that absolute monstrosity that arsenal have started playing before their games is awful

Perfect for the Tarquins though

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Fleetwoods a shit hole I want to go home.
Sung by pricks from the arse end of no where.
We are the Longside Burnley
Monotonous sung by kids who weren't born when the Longside was demolished

 

[eric pode of croydon]

Ooh Vonky Vonky!
Not one of our finest...

I quite liked it!

 

[markbmcfc]

EIEIEIO

I mean what the fuck is that.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

What about that one from the MLS….

WIIIIIIIN

FFIIIIIIIGHT

No.
This is about football

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

‘Sing when you’re winning’ is pure wank.

 

[andthesunshineband]

united road

 

[andthesunshineband]

Oooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen theeeeeeeeèeeeeeee spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs