Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

Sorry, yes I've heard of it and know it's a form of social media. I've never been on it nor have much understanding of how it works or differs from other platforms is probably a better way phrasing my understanding.
I did wonder. I don't actually mind instagram and out of the well known ones its the only one i really use as its far less toxic than say twitter and facebook is 99% adverts.
 
Did they not? Never had kids and no idea what Insta is so I guess I'm out of touch.
What are the statues about then?
Do you think they have statues outside the Etihad because they are famous enough for Kim Kardashian to chase them for selfies, or the fact that millions of children growing up is dedicating their lifes to them and therefore City while he is here?

That is the reality of Haaland and why he is the biggest star we have had. But still he is way less worthy of a statue than the likes of Aguero, Silva, Kompany or Bell. Or worthy yet to be considered a better footballer than De Bruyne. But football despite being the biggest sport in the world is still pretty niche in the broader terms. The level of fame we are talking about is not. Surely that makes sense

Daniel Day-Lewis is a better actor than Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise but everyone knows Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Most people interested in movies know Daniel Day-Lewis. That is the difference
 
Just goes to show that pretty much all the so called "in-the-know" idiots out there really don't know anything. Not a whiff of this happening before the fact and something this huge would've been plastered everywhere.
To be fair, both Tolmie and Stefan were dropping big hints.
 
Holy shitsnacks this is amazing!! Look out Sergio the meatshield is coming for your record. (I still and will forever love Kun)
 
Alf has insisted that a clause be inserted that if we don’t get CL footy he can fuck off to the Rags for free and Goldbridge can wank himself to death generating enough heat in the process to light up The Swamp for a decade!!
Goldbridge hasn't got a dick. He's the biggest cnut out there.
 
Of course this is all about selling shirts, all over the world! There will be a bean counter at City who will be rubbing their hands with glee
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All a bit suspicious this, 9.5 years, why not 10 years? we are doomed I tell you we are all doomed.

Get in Erling lad!! great news, oh the joy of being a blue.
 

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