The worst football chant?

[mattcity5]

Anything to the tune of that "Hey Baby" by DJ Otzi.

Absolute dog shit.

 

[Iamthemusicman]

The Jihadi John song was fucking embarrassing. By far the worst song I've ever heard at City.

Generic shite:
Don't take me home.
Random team is on a bender, random player is a sex offender.
Any rendition of Hey Jude.

 

[york away to this!]

"You're going home in an organised football coach" just no need...

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Blue Calx]

Oldham - Ooooo Roger Palmer, Ooooo Roger Palmer

Roger Palmer marijuana

 

[eastmanc]

Not necessarily a chant but that absolute monstrosity that arsenal have started playing before their games is awful

Fucking hate that and I hate all the fucking nursery rhymes them rags sing and everything the liVARpool scumbags chant. But you are right that Arsenal song is cringey as fuck.

 

[eastmanc]

Ohh your hard.

 

[eastmanc]

Most of the generic away chants are shite.

Library.
Fire drill.
Forgot you were here.
WWYWYWS.

All terrible.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The Adam Johnson one, I'm glad I can't remember what words our 'fans' sang.

 

[mancityvstoke]

One bonus of no goalkeeper in the Premier League ever hoofing a goal kick as far as they can anymore, is the end of:

You’re shit, Ahhhhh.

Still occasionally heard in tin pot towns with teams in the lower reaches of the league.

I fucking hate that chant

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

Repetitive whine sang by various 3 syllable clubs, e.g. Ars-se-nal, Ars-se-nal, ...

Just awful, surely even they must hate it.

Add yes, I never liked the Sergio chant either.

 

[brazilians hurt]

Cant stand the Ya Ya - Kolo Toure song with the fucking stupid up and down shit dancing that goes with it ----There ive said it :)

I’m guessing it’s a thick three liner

 

[TinFoilHat]

Roger Palmer marijuana

Fans were singing a version about Kiki Musampa on the bus back to Piccadilly after a game.

I can only remember the first line:

Kiki Musampa he smokes Marijuana

 

[deafmanstevo]

You've been mauled by the tigers by Hull city fans.
The chant itself isn't too bad, but they move there hands like tigers mauling someone, it looks weird.

 

[fathellensbellend]

Not necessarily a chant but that absolute monstrosity that arsenal have started playing before their games is awful

Agreed, and they love it, sums them up totally

 

[asahartford1]

Goalie , Goalie , Show us your arse,
Goalie show us your arse !

 

[east2]

Championes! Fucking makes me ill

 

[.db.]

Championes! Fucking makes me ill

Horrible Rag chant from the 90s, with a word that isn’t even a word in any language.

Love how we’ve got our own ‘Champions’ song now with ‘Champions again ole ole’.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Goalie , Goalie , Show us your arse,
Goalie show us your arse !

Walker, walker, shows us your knob....

 

[youngbob]

That Pellegrini one we had.

Terrible.