Good grief, my stars! You're telling me someone who's supposed to be a 'grown up' wrote that?! And was 'trying to be funny' in doing so?! A 'grown man'? A 'grown up', human man who thinks he's funny actually took (wasted?) precious time to sit down and write THAT?!
Sweet Baby Jesus on a bike, what has the modern world come to?!
By the way, that noise you can hear is the sound of Neville Cardus, Hugh McIlvanney, Michael Parkinson, Eric Todd, Peter Gardner and the rest all turning in their graves..