The worst football chant?

[TinFoilHat]

That Pellegrini one we had.

Terrible.

Audrey Roberts
She's one of our own

?

 

[Blue Calx]

Fans were singing a version about Kiki Musampa on the bus back to Piccadilly after a game.

I can only remember the first line:

Kiki Musampa he smokes Marijuana

I love the joke about his brother Chris

 

[levets]

Personally I’m sick to death of hearing Hey Jude at pretty much every ground in the country, particularly Brentford who seem to think they’ve invented it when we were singing it at away games 50yrs ago. Time we dropped it and came up with something more original imo. It peaked against the scum in 2012, time to move on.

Brentford, Leicester, Newcastle, All started singing it. It’s been a staple of ours since 1968/69

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Should have one about best chants.
Buxton fc about wobbly tits is brilliant

 

[freshie]

One man went to mow

Fucking awful song

 

[levets]

He’s so pleased with himself…. Bell end

 

[.db.]

One man and his dog

Fucking awful song

One man went to mow?

You hardly hear that anymore. Maybe they’ve even got sick of it.

 

[levets]

Brentford, Leicester, Newcastle, All started singing it. It’s been a staple of ours since 1968/69

And now it seems it’s an Ipswich song too. Since when?

 

[BlueFurn]

Villa fans.. is this a library … wasn’t funny 30 years ago you inbred cunts..
Newcastle … empty seats… oh FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS
Dippers of either colour Oh Manchester is full of.. boring Scouse cunts
rags… any fucking nursery rhymes… SCUM!!

 

[Blue Calx]

One man went to mow?

You hardly hear that anymore. Maybe they’ve even got sick of it.

They still sing it..Its fuckin boring

 

[BillCarlisle]

Villa fans.. is this a library … wasn’t funny 30 years ago you inbred cunts..
Newcastle … empty seats… oh FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS
Dippers of either colour Oh Manchester is full of.. boring Scouse cunts
rags… any fucking nursery rhymes… SCUM!!

Agreed, and the Geordies can't even pronounce the word 'seats' properly !

 

[The Salford lad.]

I heard Wigan Athletic fans as the keeper took a goal kick , wooooooh you’ve got aids …weird backwards types .

 

[Hes the left back remember]

One of ours I remember back in the day obviously an old foc one ( Steve King remembered) RIP
We had joy we had fun
We had united on the run but the joy didn’t last cos the bastards ran too fast!

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

You've been mauled by the tigers by Hull city fans.
The chant itself isn't too bad, but they move there hands like tigers mauling someone, it looks weird.

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[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Agreed, and the Geordies can't even pronounce the word 'seats' properly !

In fairness they can’t pronounce very many words properly

 

[Col12]

In fairness they can’t pronounce very many words properly

Because they are too busy eating our chips.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Personally I’m sick to death of hearing Hey Jude at pretty much every ground in the country, particularly Brentford who seem to think they’ve invented it when we were singing it at away games 50yrs ago. Time we dropped it and came up with something more original imo. It peaked against the scum in 2012, time to move on.

Does my head in too. Can’t stand that god awful scouse jingle, and they insist on playing it at city all the time.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I heard Wigan Athletic fans as the keeper took a goal kick , wooooooh you’ve got aids …weird backwards types .

Surprised they’ve even heard of aids in Wigan. They’re still getting to grips with the Black Death and scurvy over there.

 

[malg]

Oophhh.......when........the.......Spurs.......

 

[BigJoe#1]

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Quite like that TBH, better than... [at full blast] when you walk, through the....