Joke thread

[roypaulknewmyfather]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[KS55]

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Or a bush in a wank mag.

 

[OaklandBlue]

Couldn’t stop watching that when it first came out.

It was that and this clip where an Indian tv presenter mixed up the guests not long after Russia invaded Ukraine, still cracks me up. About the third or fourth watch is it at its funniest -

Haha

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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Or they’ll never find a bush in a wank mag these days!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Or a bush in a wank mag.

Just seen your reply, beat me by a few hours :-)

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Uwe Already]

I can't tell you how often I've been asked to keep a secret…

 

[SamTheGuru]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper?
...he sold his soul to Santa.


Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
...he stayed up all night wondering whether there really is a dog? :)

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Grassland Blue]

Or they’ll never find a bush in a wank mag these days!

That'll be the global warming I suppose.....

 

[KS55]

That'll be the global warming I suppose.....

I blame Brexit.

 

[blue44]

 

[malg]

Not a joke but still very funny …

That is too funny. I've seen shorter clips of it and they absolutely don't do it justice. The dog absolutely nails it, especially when it takes the higher ground. It even ignores his missus when she tells it to get out. Brilliant.

 

[blue44]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

This is why we havnt been playing well

Tick tock, tick tock… ;-)

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

This is why we havnt been playing well

You call that weight?? Here, hold my beer...

 

[bonespost]