United Thread | 2024/25

[horlock_was_super]

If only the Rags had any money I’m sure Amorim would have had his marching orders by now. It’s rumoured it would cost £20m to punt him and as they haven’t got a pot to piss in they are stuck with him.

They are the gift that keeps on giving. I love their pain.

If only there was a local television rental entrepreneur to help them out…..

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Yeah 21 new players,then he gets sacked and the new manager doesn’t have the players to play how he wants ..

 

[freshie]

This is gonna go down well with the rags!

 

[deano ou812]

Hahaha hahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha, I love a good laugh it’s meant to be good for you as well so let’s all laugh at the rags,oh and come on Sociedad

 

[dom]

Fallen on hard times….

The Pisscan in the Gallery looked down upon the smiling Glazers

 

[dom]

By my reckoning the really great managers - even the good managers - make an immediate impact and the weakness in the system gets exposed pretty quickly. Pep at City, Klopp at Liverpool etc. You can see the model straight away. I don't see anything with this new fella at United. I appreciate he might not have all the players to play the system but if he doesn't have any of the players to play the system then he's fucked. Pep needed a new goalkeeper and fullbacks/wingbacks, everyone could see it. What does this fella need? A new 21 player squad?

Has he even got a system?

 

[OntarioBlue]

If only there was a local television rental entrepreneur to help them out…..

Or maybe a purveyor of dodgy meat…

 

[bluethrunthru]

Has he even got a system?

yes - lump the fucker forward - if we lose it retreat and leave Garnacho to cover our entire press and hope rat face can do something coz it not we are fucked

p.s.
when rat face realises he is up a dead end and wants to leave OR Scruffy Jim he is the only asset he can sell we are also fucked.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Nah ..come on. In all seriousness, it's not funny, is it?

 

[calumdown]

This is gonna go down well with the rags!

hahaha fucking hell.

one of the biggest rags ever,
criticising them with the thickest of scouse accents,
while arse-loving richards sucks his dick.

laughably hilarious.

loving it so much as a blue witnessing this sort of bollox.

 

[TonyM]

Laugh at the rags and the whole world laughs with you.

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

He’s making Wayne Clarke look like a good deal!

He munches carrots you know

 

[Time will pass me by]

That United Development Plan in Full.

1. See if English Heritage will take on Old Trafford as an Ancient Monument.
2. Sack more low-paid staff.
3. Buy some rat poison off eBay. (Note, keep away from hospitality food areas.)
4. Hope something turns up.
5. Er - that's it.

Fernandes does not like this post

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Genuine question - they’re obviously going to sack Amorim in the summer but where on earth do they go from here?

 

[eyalluvitt]

73,511?

Nah!
Me neither

Lots of empty seats in extra time, trains, planes and Space Rockets to catch, or ankle tag curfews?

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s always funny, when the rags lose.

But, when they lose on penalties, it’s piss funny.

 

[ysmsa]

Are they at home

Without a doubt ;-)

The magic of the Cup, yawn!

 

[ysmsa]

By my reckoning the really great managers - even the good managers - make an immediate impact and the weakness in the system gets exposed pretty quickly. Pep at City, Klopp at Liverpool etc. You can see the model straight away. I don't see anything with this new fella at United. I appreciate he might not have all the players to play the system but if he doesn't have any of the players to play the system then he's fucked. Pep needed a new goalkeeper and fullbacks/wingbacks, everyone could see it. What does this fella need? A new 21 player squad?

He's got a good beard.

 

[ysmsa]

Zirkzee is a striker/forward so should have been stepping up and not going last. The joke is, they had two forwards (Garnacho and Obi) who didn't volunteer. Fair play to Lindelof (who has scored 4 career goals) for having the balls stepping up over two forwards!

The commentators were going on about how that Obi scored 10 in a youth game once, and how he could be the future! He is certainly a shitshouse!

Zirkzee looks about 45 with stick on hair.

Whatever age he / they claim he is, stick on 15 years!

 

[Franny 1234]

Their Ape Like Following has started singing anti City songs
Sad Bastards.

I am 56 years old and they have always sang Anti-City songs. Strange with us not being their rivals